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The worlds biggest asshole

I think I just saw him at the grocery store. He looked about seven and was screaming at the top of his lungs while squeezed inside of the cart. I first heard him scream, "I hate you fucker, why did you take that away from me" and then he threw the eggs. He continued to do this the entire time I was in the store. I've never seen anything like it, I don't know whose ass I wanted to beat more, his or the parents. What the hell could cause a kid to act like that, he didn't have tourettes so that can be ruled out.





02-13-2012 03:36 PM
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those parents better get a grip on that little shit before he murders them in their sleep.






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02-13-2012 03:40 PM
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Aussie just sent me a pm. She asked me to let you know that the poor child and his parents are suffering. The child probably has Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD) or Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED). Either of those disorders will cause a child to squeal like a pig on fire and hurl dairy products at family members and anyone unfortunate enough to be in the line of fire.

It's not their fault and they deserve our sympathy and free mental health care.





02-13-2012 03:46 PM
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I was waiting for Aussie to chime in on this.





02-13-2012 03:49 PM
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(02-13-2012 03:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:  those parents better get a grip on that little shit before he murders them in their sleep.


No kidding, I've seen kids throw tantrums before but never like this, holy shit.





02-13-2012 03:55 PM
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Beat the little bastard, they obviously have not been doing enough of that





02-13-2012 04:11 PM
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One time I was at the market and there was a little kid, probly 5 or 6 in the cart behind me and screaming his fucking head off 'I WANT CADY! GIMME SOME CANDY! I SAID I WANTED CANDY!" and on and on he continued to yell, jumping up and down in the cart til it was bouncing off the ground and when his mother continued to ignore him, he began chucking groceries out of the cart, which she calmly picked up and put on the belt, all the while this kid is having a full on, class A, code red defcon tantrum. I wanted to pick that kid up by the scruff of his neck & punt him to the back of the store. At 5 or 6, he's too old for tantrums and obviously ignoring his obnoxious behavior isn't working. Fuck that ODD, IED shit. A friend of mine said her kid had that, but what I saw was a spoiled, attention hogging brat that needed a good spanking when he was probably 2 years old instead of the "Now, honey? We don't DOOO that, thats isn't nice." I didn't spank my kids much, mostly they never needed it. But if they had acted like this? Yeah. That shit don't fly.






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02-13-2012 05:04 PM
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I would probably walk calmly out of the store, go to the trunk of the car , toss the little fucker in the trunk, then walk back into the store.






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02-13-2012 05:16 PM
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ODD, also known as the asshole disorder. If it were my kid I would have pepper sprayed him, and I really don't think anyone would have complained.





02-13-2012 07:08 PM
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Those kids are in the same classrooms with your kids.

Who puts a kid over age 2 in a cart? They can't walk?

Everytime I see a kid like that I am thankful they aren't my child. I don't know what I would do. I think the same thing when I drive by the apartment complexes and public housing full of kids like that. You can't beat them when they are little and you can't beat them when they are school age. You are just kinda fucked.





02-13-2012 07:18 PM
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(02-13-2012 05:16 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I would probably walk calmly out of the store, go to the trunk of the car , toss the little fucker in the trunk, then walk back into the store.

hah






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(02-13-2012 03:36 PM)sally Wrote:  I think I just saw him at the grocery store. He looked about seven and was screaming at the top of his lungs while squeezed inside of the cart. I first heard him scream, "I hate you fucker, why did you take that away from me" and then he threw the eggs. He continued to do this the entire time I was in the store. I've never seen anything like it, I don't know whose ass I wanted to beat more, his or the parents. What the hell could cause a kid to act like that, he didn't have tourettes so that can be ruled out.

Obviously a little shit who has been given no boundaries in life, take the kid away from the parents before another serial killer is born.






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02-14-2012 09:01 AM
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That's exactly how I pictured baby Ninja to behave. That's why he sounds like such a spoiled, arrogant, juvenile bitch.






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(02-14-2012 09:26 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:  That's exactly how I pictured baby Ninja to behave. That's why he sounds like such a spoiled, arrogant, juvenile bitch.

I can just imagine what a fucking nightmare you were as a child, "no mamma I don't want my back hair brushed again waa!, waa!", I'll bet you were a little porker to with a nappy full of second hand ragu.






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02-14-2012 09:51 AM
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