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**Cracker** · 02-14-2012 07:22 PM

Some people hump at the drop of a chocolate-covered strawberry. Others will insist on a full stomach before they perform. Some people need to be liquored up. Others will fuck a rock to see what is underneath.

Do you have a special food that makes you frisky? If your spouse cooks ________, you know you are expected to throw some their way.

I guess I'm a jaded old bitch, but I'm not that impressed by the usual holiday humping foods. It's too much like "Will work for food".

(Go ahead, MWS, we know your answer will be effeminate. You don't need to name a manly food at this point.)

**ESAD** · 02-14-2012 08:04 PM

Sea food

**ESAD** · 02-14-2012 08:05 PM

reminds me of all my ex's

**Cracker** · 02-14-2012 09:13 PM

I'm afraid to ask, but the crab part or the crusty part or the "Gawd, men will tap anything" part?

**Maggot** · 02-14-2012 09:41 PM

Jello

**ESAD** · 02-14-2012 09:43 PM

(02-14-2012 09:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm afraid to ask, but the crab part or the crusty part or the "Gawd, men will tap anything" part?

**Middle Finger** · 02-14-2012 10:29 PM

Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

**Maggot** · 02-14-2012 10:36 PM

Lucky her

**Cracker** · 02-14-2012 10:59 PM

(02-14-2012 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

So Italian women smell like garlic all over? Is that a fair assessment?

LC? Can you verify this? hahaha

**IMaDick** · 02-15-2012 03:01 AM

(02-14-2012 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

So you didn't eat much garlic bread before you were married and does your wife know that this shit ended at the alter?

**aussiefriend** · 02-15-2012 03:18 AM

Get in the mood food - it's called beer.

**ESAD** · 02-15-2012 05:50 AM

(02-15-2012 03:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-14-2012 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

So you didn't eat much garlic bread before you were married and does your wife know that this shit ended at the alter?

really wish i could pos rep here sometimes hah

+1

**Middle Finger** · 02-15-2012 09:03 AM

(02-15-2012 03:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-14-2012 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

So you didn't eat much garlic bread before you were married and does your wife know that this shit ended at the alter?

Yeah ... I gotta sorta secretly eat garlic now because she says it makes me smell. So, no garlic on the weekends for sure.

**ramseycat** · 02-15-2012 09:58 AM

Your good Italian wife doesn't like it when you smell like garlic?? hahahahahahahahhaaa that is great!

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