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What is your "get in the mood" food?
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What is your "get in the mood" food?

Some people hump at the drop of a chocolate-covered strawberry. Others will insist on a full stomach before they perform. Some people need to be liquored up. Others will fuck a rock to see what is underneath.

Do you have a special food that makes you frisky? If your spouse cooks ________, you know you are expected to throw some their way.

I guess I'm a jaded old bitch, but I'm not that impressed by the usual holiday humping foods. It's too much like "Will work for food".

(Go ahead, MWS, we know your answer will be effeminate. You don't need to name a manly food at this point.)





02-14-2012 07:22 PM
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reminds me of all my ex's






(11-22-2011 04:40 PM)ESAD Wrote:  I dont have a father or a mother, i was created out of humanities disgust and disdain for one another i am the paragon of dispair.
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(11-28-2011 09:10 PM)Cracker Wrote:  Like I told my friends the other day: You can be fat or you can be a bitch, but nobody likes a fat bitch.
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RE: What is your "get in the mood" food?

I'm afraid to ask, but the crab part or the crusty part or the "Gawd, men will tap anything" part?





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(02-14-2012 09:13 PM)Cracker Wrote:  I'm afraid to ask, but the crab part or the crusty part or the "Gawd, men will tap anything" part?

Blowing-kisses






(11-22-2011 04:40 PM)ESAD Wrote:  I dont have a father or a mother, i was created out of humanities disgust and disdain for one another i am the paragon of dispair.
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(11-28-2011 09:10 PM)Cracker Wrote:  Like I told my friends the other day: You can be fat or you can be a bitch, but nobody likes a fat bitch.
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RE: What is your "get in the mood" food?

Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.






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Lucky her Compcoff112






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(02-14-2012 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:  Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

So Italian women smell like garlic all over? Is that a fair assessment?

LC? Can you verify this? hahaha





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(02-14-2012 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:  Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

So you didn't eat much garlic bread before you were married and does your wife know that this shit ended at the alter?






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RE: What is your "get in the mood" food?

Get in the mood food - it's called beer.





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(02-15-2012 03:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote:  
(02-14-2012 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:  Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

So you didn't eat much garlic bread before you were married and does your wife know that this shit ended at the alter?

really wish i could pos rep here sometimes hah

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(11-22-2011 04:40 PM)ESAD Wrote:  I dont have a father or a mother, i was created out of humanities disgust and disdain for one another i am the paragon of dispair.
^---Smiley_emoticons_fies

(11-28-2011 09:10 PM)Cracker Wrote:  Like I told my friends the other day: You can be fat or you can be a bitch, but nobody likes a fat bitch.
^---hah so true.
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(02-15-2012 03:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote:  
(02-14-2012 10:29 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:  Before I was married, if a lady made me garlic toast, there was a good chance I'd give her oral sex while she smoked a joint.

So you didn't eat much garlic bread before you were married and does your wife know that this shit ended at the alter?

Yeah ... I gotta sorta secretly eat garlic now because she says it makes me smell. So, no garlic on the weekends for sure.






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Your good Italian wife doesn't like it when you smell like garlic?? hahahahahahahahhaaa that is great!






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