Post: #29

How the hell can people spread their cheeks in front of a complete stranger? And who thinks when they grow up "I want to be an ass waxer"?

Post: #30

PAHAHAHA!

Post: #31

(02-21-2012 06:01 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:  And who thinks when they grow up "I want to be an ass waxer"?

That's the truth. After I left corporate life, for a split second I toyed with studying to be an aesthetician. I love skin care and goop but I quickly decided I could only work on people who had clear, blemish free skin. Who the hell wants to pop somebody's zits all day? No thanks.

Post: #32

I once met a guy that was really nice, super good looking, made a lot of money.....and he was a mortician. I couldn't imagine. Not that it isn't an honest days work, I mean, someones gotta do it, but he touches dead people all day, and then he wants to come home and touch ME? No thanks.

Post: #33

(02-21-2012 05:52 PM)Cracker Wrote:  If you wipe, you know. If you don't wipe...well, I don't what to say if you don't wipe.

Then my ass isn't hairy for fuckssake. Who the hell has an ass furry enough to pet.

Hairy assholes, poop, vomit, goat eating...the next time someone asks me what my Members discuss/debate, that's what I'm telling them.

Post: #34

(02-21-2012 06:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:  Who the hell has an ass furry enough to pet.

OP--but it was a hamster.

Post: #35

(02-21-2012 07:01 PM)username Wrote:  hamster.

Don't start parroting MF's lame repetoire you are better than that.

Post: #36

Man, I couldn't do a chick with a hairy ass, sounds like a prison sentence to me

Post: #37

(02-22-2012 12:44 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:  Man, I couldn't do a chick with a hairy ass, sounds like a prison sentence to me

Bring back memories for you?

Post: #38

(02-22-2012 01:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  

(02-22-2012 12:44 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:  Man, I couldn't do a chick with a hairy ass, sounds like a prison sentence to me

Bring back memories for you?

No, but I saw Midnight Express. One of the many reasons I have made it a point to avoid jail

Post: #39

(02-22-2012 11:43 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  Don't start parroting MF's lame repetoire....

It was just handed to me on a silver platter--I should have refused.

Post: #40

(02-22-2012 11:43 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  

(02-21-2012 07:01 PM)username Wrote:  hamster.

Don't start parroting MF's lame repetoire you are better than that.

CN pretends his sissy-mary hamster raising isn't still fair grounds, or evidence of his unmanly loser qualities, because I've mocked it too many times for him.

Post: #41

Waiting for CN's scrotal support team to show up.

Time lines will be strictly enforced, there will be no bringing up anything that OP said and then applied to the the new and improved CN, they are not the same person or so were told.

Post: #42

(02-22-2012 01:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Waiting for CN's scrotal support team to show up.