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Ass Waxing

My friend is off today and just texted me that some girl asked Dr. Oz if it's ok to wax your ass crack. Really? Really??? Don't people have any pride anymore? They just come out and ask the most embarassing thing on TV for the world to see? Isn't i bad enough she has a hairy ass? And now everyone knows she has a hairy ass. 78






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02-21-2012 12:23 PM
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LuciferLynn Away
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RE: Ass Waxing

Thats part of getting a Brazilian wax, all the way up the crack of your ass. I didn't know it was a seperate option, though.






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02-21-2012 12:24 PM
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RE: Ass Waxing

Does it make sliding down the railing on the stairs faster?






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02-21-2012 12:24 PM
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RE: Ass Waxing

(02-21-2012 12:24 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Does it make sliding down the railing on the stairs faster?

Yes, reduces friction.

Bad points: Your ass crack sweats more when you work out.

Good points: Fatties can make a faux fur vest out of the used waxing strips.





02-21-2012 12:30 PM
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RE: Ass Waxing

Fatties with faux fur vests? Yuck.






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02-21-2012 12:31 PM
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RE: Ass Waxing

(02-21-2012 12:30 PM)Cracker Wrote:  
(02-21-2012 12:24 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Does it make sliding down the railing on the stairs faster?

Yes, reduces friction.

Bad points: Your ass crack sweats more when you work out.

Good points: Fatties can make a faux fur vest out of the used waxing strips.

Really? a faux fur vest out of ass hair??






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02-21-2012 12:33 PM
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RE: Ass Waxing

It's almost as if Smegma never left.






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02-21-2012 12:34 PM
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(02-21-2012 12:34 PM)Maggot Wrote:  It's almost as if Smegma never left.

Third strike. You are off my favs list for at least a week.





02-21-2012 12:36 PM
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(02-21-2012 12:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:  
(02-21-2012 12:34 PM)Maggot Wrote:  It's almost as if Smegma never left.

Third strike. You are off my favs list for at least a week.

*snicker-snicker*






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02-21-2012 12:40 PM
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(02-21-2012 12:34 PM)Maggot Wrote:  It's almost as if Smegma never left.

hah






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02-21-2012 04:00 PM
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(02-21-2012 12:24 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote:  all the way up the crack of your ass.


That's got to be excruciating. I can't even imagine what it would take to get me to do something like that because I wouldn't do it for love or money.






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02-21-2012 04:32 PM
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(02-21-2012 04:00 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:  
(02-21-2012 12:34 PM)Maggot Wrote:  It's almost as if Smegma never left.

hah

Show us your tits.





02-21-2012 04:32 PM
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(02-21-2012 12:33 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  
(02-21-2012 12:30 PM)Cracker Wrote:  Good points: Fatties can make a faux fur vest out of the used waxing strips.

Really? a faux fur vest out of ass hair??

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Ramsey, you're either beyond stupid or a postwhore. Take ur pick.





02-21-2012 04:34 PM
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(02-21-2012 04:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(02-21-2012 12:24 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote:  all the way up the crack of your ass.


That's got to be excruciating. I can't even imagine what it would take to get me to do something like that because I wouldn't do it for love or money.

I used to get it done regularly. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. THAT. SHIT. FUCKING. HURTS. The benefits are so worth it though. 100 times better than just shaving.






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02-21-2012 04:49 PM
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