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#61
hah

A woman with degrees from two Ivy League universities is attracting attention with a YouTube video she created about the difficulties people face when they graduate from elite colleges.

Nikki '2k' Muller, who is a graduate of both Princeton and Harvard, produced and starred in the 'Ivy League Hustle' video to shine light on others' reactions when she tells them she about her prestigious educational background.

Ms Muller, a comedian living in Los Angeles, raps about how she 'went to Princeton, bitch'

The video begins with Ms Muller on a date with an unknown man who is boasting about his experiences as a student at the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania, also an Ivy League school.

'Your roommate is a leader of tomorrow, your guy across the hall is a leader of tomorrow,' the young man, played by one of Ms Muller's actor friends who actually went to another Ivy League school, Cornell. 'You are a leader of tomorrow.'




















































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#62
lol @ summa cum LOUDLY
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#63
Even funnier is that is what those bastards from Wharton think of themselves. +1 for that guy's portrayal!
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#64
Just heard this one; some corny bartender humor.

An American man, an Irishman, and a Scotsman each order a beer and find a fly in it.

The American man immediately fishes the fly out and demands another beer.

The Irishman immediately fishes the fly out and chugs the beer.

The Scotsman immediately fishes out the fly, holds the fly over the beer mug and yells, "spit it out, spit it all out!".
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#65
I have black joke but I don't want people thinking I'm racist. It was funny as hell to me when I was drunk, though. Smiley_emoticons_fies

Some of you have probably heard it before, anyways.
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#66
Seriously? You fuck black men.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#67
(05-28-2012, 07:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: Seriously? You fuck black men.

Let's be real here. I don't FUCK black MEN. I was in love with A black MAN and had a child. I cannot help who I feel in love with. Big difference. I'm not even with a black man, honey. See you assume to much.
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#68
(05-28-2012, 07:30 PM)JsMom Wrote: Let's be real here. I don't FUCK black MEN. I was in love with a black man and had a child. I cannot help who I feel in love with. Big difference. I'm not even with a black man, honey. See you assume to much.

You are lucky Sterling is busy today.

You aren't with any man.

Don't be offended, I think you are THICK!
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#69
If you had a child with a black guy I'm pretty sure you fucked him.

Point being... I don't think you're at high risk of being labeled a racist. Post your damn joke!
Commando Cunt Queen
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#70
(05-28-2012, 07:35 PM)username Wrote: If you had a child with a black guy I'm pretty sure you fucked him.

Point being... I don't think you're at high risk of being labeled a racist. Post your damn joke!

Yes I did fuck Him, not Them.
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#71
(05-28-2012, 07:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:30 PM)JsMom Wrote: Let's be real here. I don't FUCK black MEN. I was in love with a black man and had a child. I cannot help who I feel in love with. Big difference. I'm not even with a black man, honey. See you assume to much.

You are lucky Sterling is busy today.

You aren't with any man.

Don't be offended, I think you are THICK!

Why would I be offended? I'm happy with who I am and could give two shits what you think. What does Sterling have to do with this? Oh yah, you need backup. As usual.
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#72
Fuck it....

What to you call a bunch of blacks in the shower?
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#73
(05-28-2012, 07:40 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:30 PM)JsMom Wrote: Let's be real here. I don't FUCK black MEN. I was in love with a black man and had a child. I cannot help who I feel in love with. Big difference. I'm not even with a black man, honey. See you assume to much.

You are lucky Sterling is busy today.

You aren't with any man.

Don't be offended, I think you are THICK!

Why would I be offended? I'm happy with who I am and could give two shits what you think. What does Sterling have to do with this? Oh yah, you need backup. As usual.

Yes, that must be it.

You have a black child. So far today you have used the term "white nigger" and now you are telling a black joke.

Class act, you.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#74
(05-28-2012, 07:48 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:40 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:30 PM)JsMom Wrote: Let's be real here. I don't FUCK black MEN. I was in love with a black man and had a child. I cannot help who I feel in love with. Big difference. I'm not even with a black man, honey. See you assume to much.

You are lucky Sterling is busy today.

You aren't with any man.

Don't be offended, I think you are THICK!

Why would I be offended? I'm happy with who I am and could give two shits what you think. What does Sterling have to do with this? Oh yah, you need backup. As usual.

Yes, that must be it.

You have a black child. So far today you have used the term "white nigger" and now you are telling a black joke.

Class act, you.

You are a white nigger and yes, I told a black joke. Smiley_emoticons_shocked fuckin' sue me! Why do you even waste your time replying to my posts? 16
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#75
Because you are a disgusting piece of shit for telling a black joke when you have a black child. And for using the term "white nigger" when your child is mixed.

What the fuck is wrong with you? How do you not see that?

And I now see Sterling's point about "A child." That is pretty fucked up, too.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#76
(05-28-2012, 07:46 PM)JsMom Wrote: Fuck it....

What to you call a bunch of blacks in the shower?

Gorillas in the Mist.....50
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#77
(05-28-2012, 08:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: Because you are a disgusting piece of shit for telling a black joke when you have a black child. And for using the term "white nigger" when your child is mixed.

What the fuck is wrong with you? How do you not see that?

And I now see Sterling's point about "A child." That is pretty fucked up, too.

This is Mock..... *shrugs*
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#78
(05-28-2012, 07:48 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:40 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(05-28-2012, 07:30 PM)JsMom Wrote: Let's be real here. I don't FUCK black MEN. I was in love with a black man and had a child. I cannot help who I feel in love with. Big difference. I'm not even with a black man, honey. See you assume to much.

You are lucky Sterling is busy today.

You aren't with any man.

Don't be offended, I think you are THICK!

Why would I be offended? I'm happy with who I am and could give two shits what you think. What does Sterling have to do with this? Oh yah, you need backup. As usual.

Yes, that must be it.

You have a black child. So far today you have used the term "white nigger" and now you are telling a black joke.

Class act, you.

Are you really going to insinutate someone else is low class? Really? You couldn't buy class if it were on sale at Walmart.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#79
(05-28-2012, 08:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: Because you are a disgusting piece of shit for telling a black joke when you have a black child. And for using the term "white nigger" when your child is mixed.

What the fuck is wrong with you? How do you not see that?

And I now see Sterling's point about "A child." That is pretty fucked up, too.

My sister's husband is Polish and he tells Polish jokes all the time. He is very secure in himself and can laugh at stupid Polish jokes. I guess white people can't tell jokes about white people either. Geesh Cracker, take the stick out of your ass and be normal for once.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#80
Does hermaphordite even know what the hell normal is?
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