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MONDAY MORNING WOODY
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05-14-2012, 07:54 AM


Greetings & salutations, loyal subjects.

I think I may have awoken with a girly woody. I want to press my lips to yours & give a gentle suck to your bottom lip.
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05-14-2012, 08:12 AM


Oh my gods...maybe this was too much, I'm scaring people away.
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05-14-2012, 08:17 AM
Yeah this is a bit wierd, Duchess. hah
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05-14-2012, 08:34 AM


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05-14-2012, 08:35 AM
(05-14-2012, 07:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Greetings & salutations, loyal subjects.

I think I may have awoken with a girly woody. I want to press my lips to yours & give a gentle suck to your bottom lip.

like this you mean? (this is an NSFW redtube clip, hence the link)

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05-14-2012, 08:35 AM
Fuck Sally she's a frigid bitch, I liked it.
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05-14-2012, 08:37 AM
(05-14-2012, 08:35 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I liked it.


I'm feeling quite affectionate right now. All soft & warm and stuff.
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05-14-2012, 08:38 AM
@ Dick No you fuck her.
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05-14-2012, 09:38 AM
(05-14-2012, 08:35 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: http://www.redtube.com/6540


Whoa. Blush
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05-14-2012, 09:44 AM
^lol right?
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05-14-2012, 09:53 AM


hah Right.
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05-14-2012, 02:36 PM
When a girly woody & a guy woody meet up, whahoo, ahhhhhhh! Smiley_emoticons_wink
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05-14-2012, 03:36 PM
Note to self: remember to check this forum first thing in the morning.
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05-14-2012, 05:19 PM
I'll always help remove any splinters.
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05-14-2012, 05:47 PM
Girls get woodies? Who knew?
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05-14-2012, 06:15 PM
Is it coincidence that MS surfaces on the day Duchess posts this? I think not.
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05-14-2012, 06:22 PM
(05-14-2012, 06:15 PM)username Wrote: Is it coincidence that MS surfaces on the day Duchess posts this? I think not.

When certain words are keyed in at Mock, I'm notified.

'Woody' is near the top of the list for some reason??

Didn't someone accuse you of having swollen labia recently? Don't worry, that's normally a good thing!

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05-14-2012, 06:38 PM
(05-14-2012, 05:47 PM)Donovan Wrote: Girls get woodies? Who knew?

Check that video and learn grasshopper.
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05-14-2012, 06:47 PM


This thread started as a joke but I think I crossed some kinda line & made a few people uncomfortable. Only the brave have stepped in here.
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05-14-2012, 06:51 PM
(05-14-2012, 06:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

This thread started as a joke but I think I crossed some kinda line & made a few people uncomfortable. Only the brave have stepped in here.


Nope...no line crossed.

Carry on!
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