If you were stuck on a deserted island

[FAHQTOO]

I would go with Crash...he's cool as fuck.

[Cracker]

I'll take the other aussie, then. I don't understand how her mind works so it would give me something to do. Plus, I think it would bring her a sense of security being stranded with someone who can't get away.

[aussiefriend]

Nowhere to run! Nowhere to hide.

[Cracker]

Plus, I like you.

[Donovan]

I'd probably choose Adub or sally. Direct, decisive, not requiring constant attention, and probably pretty good at just dealing with shit and doing what it takes to survive. I'm an optimist; we wouldn't be stuck for long so no need for the complications that come when a man and woman find themselves isolated together with no immediate out.

Ghey.

[HairOfTheDog]

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Spoken like a man with a one track mind.

Practical, not ghey. I'm stickin' with a straight-forward woman; stronger motivation to find a way off the island quickly, probably with less tension.

Don't worry Donovan; Dick might still pick you.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Plus, I think it would bring her a sense of security being stranded with someone who can't get away.

[crash]

I would go with Crash...he's cool as fuck.

I'd go with you too, FQ2. And we'd have a rockin' time. Ferment some coconut juice, make a solar powered juke box from 3 rocks, two buttons and some driftwood, get wasted and wake up on the beach with each others clothes on.

All these other motherfuckers will be wanting to swim to our island, even through the shark infested waters.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Fuck sharks I would headbutt them off their surf boards, I would have been the first to join you i mean u has juke box FFS

[Donovan]

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Spoken like a man with a one track mind.

Practical, not ghey. I'm stickin' with a straight-forward woman; stronger motivation to find a way off the island quickly, probably with less tension.

Don't worry Donovan; Dick might still pick you.

Hey I'm not knocking it, if I was a woman I'd be a total lesbian, I'm bilingual.. No skin off my nose if you strongly prefer the company of other women, on a desert island, alone together, no hope of rescue, clothes all tattered, supple and tanned in the tropical sun, rubbing aloe on each other's tender parts...whew it's warm in here and I forgot where I was going with that point. Anyway, if you live in the bay area and only like women and enjoy wearing flannel and Birkenstocks and in Holland you'd be holding back the sea...I'm okay with that. Liberated me.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hey I'm not knocking it, if I was a woman I'd be a total lesbian, I'm bilingual.. No skin off my nose if you strongly prefer the company of other women, on a desert island, alone together, no hope of rescue, clothes all tattered, supple and tanned in the tropical sun, rubbing aloe on each other's tender parts...whew it's warm in here and I forgot where I was going with that point. Anyway, if you live in the bay area and only like women and enjoy wearing flannel and Birkenstocks and in Holland you'd be holding back the sea...I'm okay with that. Liberated me.

Birkenstocks, pffft...

You seem quite intrigued with Mock gay sex. Yesterday you were probing
about ( )Dick's exit and entrance and now you're having sexual fantasies about me with another woman. Whatever turns you on. Hey, you could post your own "stuck" scenario/fantasy, starring you; might be even more satifsying for your liberated self.

[Donovan]

I'm trisexual. I'll try anything once. Some stuff I'll do a couple times just to make sure I haven't changed my mind. Makes getting a date a lot easier. I just toss some change on the ground and wait for somebody to bend over in front of me to get it. Met some very nice homeless people that way...
Meanwhile, I did a little researchfor you on islands where you and your "lifelong female companion" could be stranded comfortably. You're in luck: Key West is an island, the men there won't be interested in you, and there are antiquing stores. And wineries.

[IMaDick]

Hey I'm not knocking it, if I was a woman I'd be a total lesbian, I'm bilingual.. No skin off my nose if you strongly prefer the company of other women, on a desert island, alone together, no hope of rescue, clothes all tattered, supple and tanned in the tropical sun, rubbing aloe on each other's tender parts...whew it's warm in here and I forgot where I was going with that point. Anyway, if you live in the bay area and only like women and enjoy wearing flannel and Birkenstocks and in Holland you'd be holding back the sea...I'm okay with that. Liberated me.

Birkenstocks, pffft...

You seem quite intrigued with Mock gay sex. Yesterday you were probing
about ( )Dick's exit and entrance and now you're having sexual fantasies about me with another woman. Whatever turns you on. Hey, you could post your own "stuck" scenario/fantasy, starring you; might be even more satifsying for your liberated self.

Donoboy is a special kind of retarded, the kind that never stops, the kind that picks his nose with his fork at the dinner table.

[Donovan]

Now you wanna cram stuff in your nose too, dick? How many entrances does that make for you? You're such a slut...

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm trisexual. I'll try anything once. Some stuff I'll do a couple times just to make sure I haven't changed my mind. Makes getting a date a lot easier. I just toss some change on the ground and wait for somebody to bend over in front of me to get it. Met some very nice homeless people that way...
Meanwhile, I did a little researchfor you on islands where you and your "lifelong female companion" could be stranded comfortably. You're in luck: Key West is an island, the men there won't be interested in you, and there are antiquing stores. And wineries.

You're on a mission. I'm not doubting that you've driven heterosexual women to explore lesbianism in the past, but I'm straight as an arrow and it makes me happy. Sorry. Hope you don't let reality ruin the lesbian fantasies though; a healthy imagination is always good.

P.s. One of my employees and her wife are planning to take their 5 year old on his first vacation in August. They love wine and antiquing; thanks for the tip about Key West. I'll pass it on...

[Donovan]

Who are you kidding, it's you that wants the tip. Any real lesbian would already know about Key West, it's in the gay agenda brochure.

[HairOfTheDog]

Who are you kidding, it's you that wants the tip. Any real lesbian would already know about Key West, it's in the gay agenda brochure.

Some of us, straight or gay, don't have agendas when it comes to sexuality; just natural and fun. Still, get me the name of that brochure from one of your exes and I'll pass it on to my employee. Information is good.

[IMaDick]

Who are you kidding, it's you that wants the tip. Any real lesbian would already know about Key West, it's in the gay agenda brochure.

Some of us, straight or gay, don't have agendas when it comes to sexuality; just natural and fun. Still, get me the name of that brochure from one of your exes and I'll pass it on to my employee. Information is good.

It won't do it.

Not because it can't but because it's being snarky.

[HairOfTheDog]

It won't do it.

Not because it can't but because it's being snarky.

Go ahead and hit me, Dick... You tease.

[Donovan]

Google it. Besides, what the hell do I care what my exes do when I'm done with them? I don't know where any of my old toys are. Once they're damaged I go get a new one.
I like women with daddy issues. They're very suggestible and desperate to please.