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#41
07-31-2012, 02:44 PM
Bull dykes are the pits.
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07-31-2012, 03:03 PM
(07-31-2012, 02:44 PM)ESAD Wrote: Bull dykes are the pits.

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#43
07-31-2012, 03:03 PM
Almost got my worst ever asswhipping at the hands of a butch dyke when I was a teenager, because I tried to pick up her girlfriend at the slot machines. She looked like the Hulk, if he was a Mexican with flannel and a mullet.
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07-31-2012, 03:39 PM
When I was younger, I had a lesbian roommate. Didn't realize she had the love for me till I got a boyfriend and she moved out in a huff.

Later, I had a butch dyke roommate. She had a g/f but happily offered to kick the ass of any man that messed with me. And she could have done it. I'd say she was 6'3", 200lbs. or so. Scary.
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07-31-2012, 03:42 PM
(07-31-2012, 03:39 PM)username Wrote: When I was younger, I had a lesbian roommate. Didn't realize she had the love for me till I got a boyfriend and she moved out in a huff.

Later, I had a butch dyke roommate. She had a g/f but happily offered to kick the ass of any man that messed with me. And she could have done it. I'd say she was 6'3", 200lbs. or so. Scary.

Hmmmm, were you a smoking little strawberry blonde in Vegas circa 1984?
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#46
07-31-2012, 09:03 PM
(07-31-2012, 12:09 PM)Donovan Wrote: I may be a little too soft in the middle but I really really REALLY enjoy lovemaking.


Well if you would stop tucking your crazy looking shirts into your Dockers no one would notice your middle and you might get laid more often. I didn't go back and look, but if I remember correctly your shirt had steamboats on it. Do not do that shit anymore.
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07-31-2012, 09:05 PM
Are sailboats better?
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07-31-2012, 09:09 PM
(07-31-2012, 09:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Are sailboats better?


Maybe if you're six. I think once you pass elementry school you might want to ditch the boat patterned buttoned down shirts.
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07-31-2012, 09:16 PM
(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.

I've quit stalking you since I found out that wasn't your picture. Dramaqueen
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#50
07-31-2012, 09:20 PM
(07-31-2012, 09:16 PM)pspence Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.

I've quit stalking you since I found out that wasn't your picture. Dramaqueen

The gay Hispanic virgin part was still stalk-worthy though, right? At least you're no biggot, pspence. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Just a little shallow...
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#51
07-31-2012, 09:21 PM
(07-31-2012, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 09:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Are sailboats better?


Maybe if you're six. I think once you pass elementry school you might want to ditch the boat patterned buttoned down shirts.

I agree, forget the nautical theme.

How about firetrucks and garden hoses?
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07-31-2012, 10:23 PM
(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.

Well yeah, because then people might realize you're 'Ma'.
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#53
07-31-2012, 10:23 PM
(07-31-2012, 09:21 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 09:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Are sailboats better?


Maybe if you're six. I think once you pass elementry school you might want to ditch the boat patterned buttoned down shirts.

I agree, forget the nautical theme.

How about firetrucks and garden hoses?

I don't know if you're fishing for my approval OBK, but if you have a shirt with firetrucks on it then cut it up and use it for a WD40 rag. Same thing with monkeys, sharks, flowers, helicopters, submarines ect... just stick to solids for your shirts.
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#54
07-31-2012, 10:27 PM
(07-31-2012, 10:23 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Well yeah, because then people might realize you're 'Ma'.

And people might realize you spend a great deal of time posturing as an alpha male on message boards.

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#55
07-31-2012, 10:30 PM
Whatever you say Ma.
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07-31-2012, 10:33 PM
(07-31-2012, 10:23 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 12:20 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Well, this got awkward. I will never be posting a picture of me here. I've already had to deal with five stalkers. Shit's annoying.

Well yeah, because then people might realize you're 'Ma'.

Damn, Ma is just like Sybil. Well except that he's a 60 year old man and not Sally Fields, but other than that they're exactly the same.
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07-31-2012, 10:40 PM
Disclaimer: The above is my opinion and I have no proof. Nor do I care to attempt to produce any.
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#58
07-31-2012, 10:42 PM
(07-31-2012, 10:23 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 09:21 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 09:09 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 09:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Are sailboats better?


Maybe if you're six. I think once you pass elementry school you might want to ditch the boat patterned buttoned down shirts.

I agree, forget the nautical theme.

How about firetrucks and garden hoses?

I don't know if you're fishing for my approval OBK, but if you have a shirt with firetrucks on it then cut it up and use it for a WD40 rag. Same thing with monkeys, sharks, flowers, helicopters, submarines ect... just stick to solids for your shirts.

1) Yes, I was fishing for your approval. I'll be less obvious next time.

2) Do you know how WD40 got its name? Google it and prepare to be shocked.
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#59
07-31-2012, 10:44 PM
I know.
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#60
07-31-2012, 10:46 PM
Well, don't PM Sally.

Make her discover for herself. . .
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