Don't call it swine flu!!!
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This is a real email. ::nuts::
Quote:Subject: PA UPDATE: Stop use of term "swine flu"
Importance: High

Commanders, Directors, PAs:

DOD has issued two clarifications to its flu PA guidance:

1. Per direction of the Homeland Security Council (HSC) via the National
Joint Information Center (NJIC) EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - the use of the term
"Swine Flu" should be discontinued. The current influenza situation should
be referred to as "H1N1 Flu Outbreak."

2. DoD has developed contingency plans to address a pandemic in the U.S.,
if required the department will follow procedures to ensure the health of
the force, and provide appropriate support to the American public.
PC run amok?
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Apparently there are some out there that believe because it's called swine flu that one is getting it from eating pork.
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#3
Well, I guess they're trying to refer to the specific strain of virus, but yeah... I can't see people changing over. =p
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Duchess Wrote:Apparently there are some out there that believe because it's called swine flu that one is getting it from eating pork.
I read that Egypt slaughtered every pig in its country. :(
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I'm surprised to hear Egypt even had pigs in their country. Aren't they all muslim? Or is Egypt mixed?

Hell, I can't even find a middle eastern recipe that calls for pork - any nationality come to think of it.

Hotels that cater to Americans? Not so sure on that either.

Blame the news for getting the CDC and the Homeland Security constantly babbling about it. They got hold of the story and haven't shut up about it causing the "panic" that the govt now has to try to settle.

I've heard reports ranging from wear masks to it's not that bad as long as you wash your hands and don't go to work or school sick.
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Swine flu - 1976

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASibLqwVbsk


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That commercial is so dated it isn't even funny... oh wait... yes it is! lol
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Apparently there are some out there that believe because it's called swine flu that one is getting it from eating pork.
I read that Egypt slaughtered every pig in its country. :(
Stupid bastards have been causing trouble since the beginning of time.
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#10
Pigs or Egyptians?


Anyone been to Egypt? It's hilarious - they're right scamming bastards. Give them a slap.
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#11
Egypt is 10% Christian

90% muslim

Egyptian law banned pigs in cities 5 yrs ago

They still have pigs in cities today

I pity the fool that catches swine flu in any Muslim country

They will be tossed in a pit

higher education is usually low in Muslim countries.

I am looking for sales of pork and spare ribs to become a very good deal

Time for a BBQ!

::banana::
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12
And it's not Swine Flu any more so we ain't gonna die! WOOOOOOO


(lol)



Quote:I pity the fool that catches swine flu in any Muslim country
nice
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Maggot Wrote:I pity the fool
Way to go Mr. T!

Sorry... was having flash backs of my mom watching A-Team when I was a kid. Actually, we kinda all watched it Smiley_emoticons_wink And Airwolf. And Fall Guy. Damn, I miss all those old shows for some reason.
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D Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I pity the fool
Way to go Mr. T!

Sorry... was having flash backs of my mom watching A-Team when I was a kid. Actually, we kinda all watched it Smiley_emoticons_wink And Airwolf. And Fall Guy. Damn, I miss all those old shows for some reason.
They're available on Netflix.

I didn't like them when they were new.
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We used to call Steve Majors "The six-million dollar dildo" ::lmao:: He did not lose just his legs ya-know!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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I could do without Mash though. God I hated that show.

Another one I liked was Black Sheep Squadron. Which is run every few years on the History Channel Smiley_emoticons_wink
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SyberBitch Wrote:
D Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I pity the fool
Way to go Mr. T!

Sorry... was having flash backs of my mom watching A-Team when I was a kid. Actually, we kinda all watched it Smiley_emoticons_wink And Airwolf. And Fall Guy. Damn, I miss all those old shows for some reason.
They're available on Netflix.

I didn't like them when they were new.
Were you even born then miss muffinstuff?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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D Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I pity the fool
Way to go Mr. T!

Sorry... was having flash backs of my mom watching A-Team when I was a kid. Actually, we kinda all watched it Smiley_emoticons_wink And Airwolf. And Fall Guy. Damn, I miss all those old shows for some reason.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:
D Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I pity the fool
Way to go Mr. T!

Sorry... was having flash backs of my mom watching A-Team when I was a kid. Actually, we kinda all watched it Smiley_emoticons_wink And Airwolf. And Fall Guy. Damn, I miss all those old shows for some reason.
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You would still do him like a Ken doll......who are you kidding!::bs::
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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