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#1
09-06-2012, 04:51 AM
In the morning

I have to brag somewhere

He gets lucky too

I could get used to this

PS I WANT TO HEAR SOME BRAGGING!!!!!
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09-06-2012, 07:50 AM
If he brought you hot chocolate and hid in the closet when the doorbell rang, you too could have a deep and meaningful relationship with a boy-man.
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09-06-2012, 08:33 AM
Oh I never made him hide in the closet. He his under the bed.
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09-06-2012, 11:12 AM
(09-06-2012, 08:33 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh I never made him hide in the closet. He his under the bed...

...Wearing a too tight Justin Bieber tee-shirt and swimming trunks (now) missing the draw string.

Yeah, we get the picture.
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09-06-2012, 12:10 PM
(09-06-2012, 07:50 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: If he brought you hot chocolate and hid in the closet when the doorbell rang, you too could have a deep and meaningful relationship with a boy-man.

I saw that movie. It was great!
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09-06-2012, 12:33 PM


Ramsey, are you going to miss your boytoy on cold winter mornings?
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09-06-2012, 12:40 PM
(09-06-2012, 12:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Ramsey, are you going to miss your boytoy on cold winter mornings?

Yes. Now that he lives 3 hours away I will have to get my own hot chocolate. And lunch time is far less interesting. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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09-06-2012, 12:42 PM
Three hours away by bike or car?
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09-06-2012, 12:50 PM


Bwahahaha!
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09-06-2012, 01:51 PM
(09-06-2012, 12:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Three hours away by bike or car?

hah


Car silly.
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09-06-2012, 02:12 PM
(09-06-2012, 12:10 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(09-06-2012, 07:50 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: If he brought you hot chocolate and hid in the closet when the doorbell rang, you too could have a deep and meaningful relationship with a boy-man.

I saw that movie. It was great!

You must be a fan of Lifetime movies for women.

"From the people who brought you A Boyfriend For Christmas and A Date With Darkness comes Ramsey's Boy Toy. Tori Spelling plays Ramsey, a middle aged mother of two and Fogell from Superbad plays her boyfriend that she hides from family and friends. This quirky romantic comedy is sure to warm the hearts of every hausfrau that ever dreamed of being served hot cocoa by barely legal boys."
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09-06-2012, 02:15 PM
(09-06-2012, 02:12 PM)sally Wrote: This quirky romantic comedy is sure to warm the hearts of every haus frau that ever dreamed of being served hot cocoa by barely legal boys."


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09-06-2012, 02:15 PM
hah

I would rather have Sandra Bullock play me.
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09-06-2012, 04:22 PM
(09-06-2012, 02:12 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-06-2012, 12:10 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(09-06-2012, 07:50 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: If he brought you hot chocolate and hid in the closet when the doorbell rang, you too could have a deep and meaningful relationship with a boy-man.

I saw that movie. It was great!

You must be a fan of Lifetime movies for women.

I'm pretty sure the one I saw wasn't on Lifetime. But it should've been.
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09-06-2012, 05:03 PM
(09-06-2012, 01:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(09-06-2012, 12:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Three hours away by bike or car?

hah


Car silly.

Is "car" just another name for skateboard?
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09-06-2012, 05:44 PM
(09-06-2012, 05:03 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(09-06-2012, 01:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(09-06-2012, 12:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Three hours away by bike or car?

hah


Car silly.

Is "car" just another name for skateboard?

Scooter.
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09-06-2012, 06:55 PM
You call him Scooter?
What's his nickname for you?
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09-06-2012, 07:20 PM
(09-06-2012, 06:55 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: You call him Scooter?
What's his nickname for you?

Mrs. Big Mountain.
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09-06-2012, 08:57 PM
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(09-06-2012, 05:03 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(09-06-2012, 01:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(09-06-2012, 12:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Three hours away by bike or car?

hah


Car silly.

Is "car" just another name for skateboard?

Scooter.
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Scooter is another name for car. 78
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09-06-2012, 09:07 PM
Scooter is to Car as Prepubescent is to Boyfriend (in ramseycat world)
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