FIRST DATE SEX
#21
I don't make it a personal rule, one way or the other.

I had sex with my husband on the first date...and here we are, 12 years later. Besides him, I have never had sex with someone on the first date...if I intended to continue my relationship.

However, I have had a few weekend flings. Never a one-night stand (they always came back for more!)Slut
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#22


That black man makes me laugh out loud. WTF. I don't think he's trying to be funny.
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#23
Shocker ~ Hell yeah! [Image: nympho_treatment_staff.jpg]
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#24
Depends how much you pay or get paid.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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I hope Clang sees this thread because I want him to know that Tim Tebow hasn't had sex either.
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#26
Clang harbored hopes every day as carried his lunch to school.

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#28
(06-15-2018, 02:17 PM)BigMark Wrote: .
Never Give Up Hope
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#29
(06-15-2018, 12:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I hope Clang sees this thread because I want him to know that Tim Tebow hasn't had sex either.

Yeah but Tim Tebow is probably 20 years younger than me so its not as weird or awkward that he hasn't had sex.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual and I just use my poor social skills, crossdressing, and living with my Dad as an excuse to not show effort/interest in having sex.
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#30
You dope jerking off is still having sex. Just a different form of it. That's like saying I've had a doughnut but have never had a crawler. Virgins don't get off that easy pal.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#31
(06-15-2018, 08:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: You dope jerking off is still having sex. Just a different form of it. That's like saying I've had a doughnut but have never had a crawler. Virgins don't get off that easy pal.

Yeah but I bet that Wagyu beef dinner for two tastes a whole lot better than beef stroking off for one.

Yeah your right. Us old out of shape virgins don't get off that easy....anymore.hah
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#32


"beef stroking off" ahahahaha
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#33
(06-16-2018, 09:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:

"beef stroking off" ahahahaha

Yeah, that's the laugh I was going for. Its a better joke than the Wagoo beef joke I was going to make.
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