Hate your roomate? Grab a chainsaw!

[Sphincter Cop]

Guy Black Allegedly Attacks Ronald Tanner With Chain Saw



TURBOTVILLE, Pa. -- A Pennsylvania man is behind bars after police say he went after his housemate with a chain saw.

Seventy-six-year-old Guy Allen Black is being held on $100,000 bail after allegedly cutting through a door at the home he shared with Ronald Lee Tanner and swinging the chain saw at him.
State police say Black became irate after Tanner changed the locks on the home he owns in Turbotville, Northumberland County.

Black allegedly entered the house through the basement and used an ax and chain saw to cut through an interior door before chasing Tanner outside.

Investigators say the saw got stuck on Tanner's shirt and jammed, allowing Tanner to pin Black down with an umbrella.



Tanner was unhurt. It's not immediately clear if Black has an attorney.

[Maggot]

I like this one!

[Duchess]

That's incredible that the saw jammed on his shirt! Holy Moly!

[Eat Shit And Die]

that shouldn't happen it should take a steel weave, I am a qualified tree surgeon, spent grands, my body cant endure it though :( i liked it a lot :'(

[sharit]

that shouldn't happen it should take a steel weave, I am a qualified tree surgeon, spent grands, my body cant endure it though :( i liked it a lot :'(

divine intervention?

[OnBendedKnee]

^
I would think divine intervention would kick in when the guy attempts to start the chain saw and it sputters uselessly.

[ramseycat]

^
I would think divine intervention would kick in when the guy attempts to start the chain saw and it sputters uselessly.

God has a sense of humor with his timing.

[OnBendedKnee]

^
Yes he does.
He placed you; me; jiggles, and Clang and RiotGear on the planet at the same time.

[Duchess]

I don't think that was God.

[Ilyanna]

All I know is that this would make Gear God's son.That is so wrong on so many levels that it's almost worth believing in just to have a reason for non-stop laughter.