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EGGNOG
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#21
10-30-2012, 08:07 PM
Eggnog is some nasssssty shit. *heaves*
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#22
10-30-2012, 08:10 PM
(10-30-2012, 01:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Do you drink eggnog?

Never had it before, or tried it I should say.

Wonder if it's close to MAN-NOG ? If so; I would say yes to the question.
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#23
10-30-2012, 09:36 PM
^
Ironic.
Both nogs are related to eggs.
The former, a main ingredient, the ladder, penetrates.
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#24
10-31-2012, 07:14 PM
I do a 2 count in a High Ball glass with a couple of ice cubes
Accurite measurements are for bread making and nuclear weapons
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10-31-2012, 08:08 PM
(10-30-2012, 08:07 PM)JsMom Wrote: Eggnog is some nasssssty shit. *heaves*

I 2nd this one, however SILK does a Silk Nog and there are no eggs in it, it's made from Soymilk you can sprinkle with a dash of cinnamon on top.
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10-31-2012, 08:25 PM
(10-30-2012, 01:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm trying different eggnogs for a couple of upcoming parties. Rum, Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort. I'm not a big drinker at all so I'll probably be shitfaced by 3:00 EST.

Do you drink eggnog?

Martha Stewart has a Classic Eggnog recipe however, I would use organic eggs since this calls for raw eggs less chance of salmonella. I think her recipe had Rum.

A nice drink is Advocaat very similar to eggnog it has Brandy in it, I like.
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10-31-2012, 09:28 PM
Stuff is fattening as hell though. You women will all have huge asses if you drink too much of it.
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#28
10-31-2012, 09:45 PM
(10-31-2012, 09:28 PM)Donovan Wrote: Stuff is fattening as hell though. You women will all have huge asses if you drink too much of it.

Have you ever seen a man with a peculiarly large butt, kinda like a fat woman's ass? They make it even more noticeable by tucking their Polo into their khakis and accentuating it with a belt. Well that's Donovan on eggnog.
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11-01-2012, 07:40 AM
(10-31-2012, 09:28 PM)Donovan Wrote: Stuff is fattening as hell though. You women will all have huge asses if you drink too much of it.

Like you would care. We would all be drunk and you might get laid. Everyone is happy.
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11-01-2012, 09:36 AM
@Sally no one cares whether guys get fat. Our sex appeal is tied to our bank account and we know it. Meanwhile, you chicks need to run treadmills and ellipticals like well-trained hamsters with tits so the rich guys don't trade you in for a tight little hardbody fresh outta high school. Must suck to be a slave to your looks. I'll be over here on the couch watching the tube if you wanna compare notes after you finish on the cardio machine lololol...
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#31
11-01-2012, 11:44 AM
I like eggnog, but it's a little heavy - generally stop at two cups (heavy on bourbon and nutmeg).

Now that I know that just drinking it around the holidays has the added benefit of really slappin' some meat on my ass (who knew?), will probably up the consumption.
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11-01-2012, 11:49 AM
(11-01-2012, 09:36 AM)Donovan Wrote: @Sally no one cares whether guys get fat. Our sex appeal is tied to our bank account and we know it.

If that's the case, you're doubly screwed.










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11-01-2012, 12:00 PM
Nah I'm good at oral sex and she's got really low standards. I'm all set but thanks for caring.
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11-01-2012, 12:01 PM
Now get back on those rowing machines you thunderthighed, eggnog swilling heifers.
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#35
11-01-2012, 03:39 PM
This woman was fit and trim up til November 25, 2011.

She had a few cups of eggnog over the short holiday season and had this snap taken on New Years Day 2012.

It could happen to you! True story...


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11-01-2012, 05:37 PM
You know what really bugs me with pics like this one?


Where the hell do these women get panties like that? I have never, ever been in a shop that sells them, and I have been kind of around. (ok, no Walmart in these parts, maybe that's why?)
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11-01-2012, 05:40 PM
(11-01-2012, 05:37 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: You know what really bugs me with pics like this one?


Where the hell do these women get panties like that? I have never, ever been in a shop that sells them, and I have been kind of around. (ok, no Walmart in these parts, maybe that's why?)

Yeah thats probably why. I bought a red sexy satin bra and panty set that looks similiar to that at Walmart.
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11-01-2012, 05:59 PM
Clang, I have seen your pics. You will never convince me that you have an ass like that in the pic. From what I could make out, you have a completely different physiognomy.
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#39
11-01-2012, 06:41 PM
Clang wishes he had an ass like that. Even though his belly is big, his ass is as flat as a pancake and couldn't fill out a dress to save his life.
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11-01-2012, 06:59 PM
(11-01-2012, 05:37 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: You know what really bugs me with pics like this one?


Where the hell do these women get panties like that? I have never, ever been in a shop that sells them, and I have been kind of around. (ok, no Walmart in these parts, maybe that's why?)

Those are not panties. They are crack crevise debris.
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