THE MOCK CONFESSIONAL

[username]

She is using PB and Sally's right. There's a time delay on PB. You could delete the sumbitch and we might still see it for hours.

[Clang McFly]

After very close examination, that's definitely an ass shot and not tits.

You'll have to do better HOTD!

Its a nice looking butt though.

Right click save.

[Jimbone]

That's a butt.

Annnnnd, now you must deliver. Boo ya.

[HairOfTheDog]

Jim: Jesus, you and the rest of the heathens know an ass-crack when you see one. I acknowledge that I lost the bet.

I'm gonna keep my word by using images of other people to summarize the gist of two of my impure thoughts. I'm kinda shy about writing them out.

Please go here. '''http://www.imagefest.com/search/?q=Cowgirl%7C%22Cow+girl%22&kwid=5527&c=1&p=2'''. You'll need to delete the two double quotes in front of and behind the URL. Then, copy and post the URL into your search browser.

You should have 15 rows of filthy amateur porn on your screen.

Impure thought 1 - photo depiction:
Scroll down to row 9, 1^st pic in the row, titled Fracesca La Moaning.
Except for the fact that Francesa doesn't seem to share my fondness for cowboy hats and cowboy boots (and what's a reverse cowgirl ride without 'em, right?), that's the gist of one of my filthy thoughts.

Impure Thought 2 - photo depiction:
Now scroll down to row 14, 1^st pic in the row, titled Flexible Wife Rides.
Aside from the hideous bedspread, that's the gist of another of my filthy thoughts.

Bet honored (a little shamed, but I'll live).

DISCLAIMERS FOR MORAL MAJORITY MEMBERS AND THOSE WHO DON'T WANNA SEE RAUNCHY PORN:

1. Yes, I know Jim is married and I'm committed too. We are mocking around, at Mock - it's not serious biz.

2. If you don't wanna see raunchy porn, do not copy the above URL, paste it in your browser, and go look for it. I didn't post a functional link because only those that care to make the effort are gonna see the mock in image format. If you look and get offended, you're a moron if you come back and whine about it.

[username]

1. Yes, I know Jim is married and I'm committed too. We are mocking around, at Mock - it's not serious biz.

Too bad. I'd personally like to see you both dump your s/o's and hook up.

[HairOfTheDog]

1. Yes, I know Jim is married and I'm committed too. We are mocking around, at Mock - it's not serious biz.

Too bad. I'd personally like to see you both dump your s/o's and hook up.

You are a hopeless romantic...

If this doesn't make the Bone Man blush, I'm tapped out and doubly screwed (I blushed a little).

[Jimbone]

Very nice HotD. The cowboy hat and boots would be a nice touch to scenario 1, and I'd live with the bedspread if I had to for scenario 2.

I'm a big fan of reverse cowgirl BTW, so it's funny you picked that.

I blushed a little, so well done.

[Jimbone]

Too bad. I'd personally like to see you both dump your s/o's and hook up.

From your fingers to HotD's eyes

[HairOfTheDog]

I blushed a little...

For real, finally?

Oh damn, you puttin' out on the blush made me smile. I seriously just had to stop short on another impure thought.

I'm gettin' out of this thread while I'm still on top...

[Jimbone]

You can always stay on top darlin'.

My guess is you had the impure thought, but stopped short of sharing. Works for me either way

[aussiefriend]

Get a room!

[HairOfTheDog]

You can always stay on top darlin'.

My guess is you had the impure thought, but stopped short of sharing. Works for me either way

Oh well. Any other impure thought that might have been brewing was killed with that "darlin" bit. Hate that shit. Edit: unless you meant it as in goofy cowboy talk; then it's all good.

Either way, you won the bet and I made you blush and you're fun...

[HairOfTheDog]

Get a room!

It may not be needed, sister. It all hangs on the intended meaning of "darlin'".

Stay tuned...

[Eat Shit And Die]

It's all their worth

Cad!

Yours were €400 of it.

[Maggot]

I believe cash is best used as a non tax entity.

[Jimbone]

Hate that shit. Edit: unless you meant it as in goofy cowboy talk; then it's all good.

^^^^^This^^^^^

If you're going to go all cowgirl, cowboy hat, cowboy boots... I'm going to play along and throw some jargon around

[Eat Shit And Die]

It said I was only allowed 10,000 characters.

Recommended penance:

A gradual approach is required.

Rank your transgressions over the last 24 hours in order of impurity. Post only the most lacivious first.

It's a stretch, but it's possible that you may be able to do so in 10,000 characters or less. Spiritual guidance patiently awaits you...

No? still 22 thousand characters.

[HairOfTheDog]

It said I was only allowed 10,000 characters.

Recommended penance:

A gradual approach is required.

Rank your transgressions over the last 24 hours in order of impurity. Post only the most lacivious first.

It's a stretch, but it's possible that you may be able to do so in 10,000 characters or less. Spiritual guidance patiently awaits you...

No? still 22 thousand characters.

Narrowing the scope is the next option.

Try ranking your transgressions over the last 4 hours only. Post only the most lacivious first.

If you're still unable to post a list in 10,000 characters or less, an exorcism will likely be required. Don't be scared, some people live to tell.

[Eat Shit And Die]

You need exorcise? I'm ya man.

[HairOfTheDog]

aussiefriend is the most qualified to conduct the exorcism.

She's the purest of thought and heart in all of Mock; she's told us so.

She's gonna suck the devil right outta the ESAD. It burns, it burns - but there's at least a 5% chance that you'll survive and go on to live a life of good deeds, charity, and purity of mind/body/soul. You would be wise to undergo the ritual. We'll be praying for you.