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The pantomime season is here, and theatres across britain will be sold out. Panto involves fairy tales with humour, in jokes, irony, and pathos. And men dressing up as women. It has almost completely escaped the woke shit.
Foreigners, i mean you wont get it, there are jokes and knockabout for the kids and in jokes for adults. Everyone dresses up in a bizarre fashion. The best, and constant joke is that the bad bloke is behind the hero. The audience, and especially the kids scream out HES BEHIND YOU. But the hero never turns around.
Changs mission in life would be panto, playing Snow White. He could play Beauty and the beast, with the Duchess as the beast. In fact he could play any female part. Rothschild could be all of the seven Dwarfs. Ohhh, cant mention dwarfs, its body shaming. Mark would be perfect as Dick Whittington, or the pirate in Peter Pan.
Blowing up a rubber glove half way through would be perfect.
As for me, id play the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk. Giant indeed. You yankees dont get irony.
Biden and Harris would be the sisters in Sleeping beauty. Perfect.
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(12-11-2022, 09:14 AM)Piglet Wrote: with the Duchess as the beast.
Damn straight. *flexes*
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She puts the yeast, in beast!
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He says it escaped the woke
but it is exactly woke
lol
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Woke is thinking that men in dresses are women.
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(12-11-2022, 09:14 AM)Piglet Wrote: The pantomime season is here, and theatres across britain will be sold out. Panto involves fairy tales with humour, in jokes, irony, and pathos. And men dressing up as women. It has almost completely escaped the woke shit.
Foreigners, i mean you wont get it, there are jokes and knockabout for the kids and in jokes for adults. Everyone dresses up in a bizarre fashion. The best, and constant joke is that the bad bloke is behind the hero. The audience, and especially the kids scream out HES BEHIND YOU. But the hero never turns around.
Changs mission in life would be panto, playing Snow White. He could play Beauty and the beast, with the Duchess as the beast. In fact he could play any female part. Rothschild could be all of the seven Dwarfs. Ohhh, cant mention dwarfs, its body shaming. Mark would be perfect as Dick Whittington, or the pirate in Peter Pan.
Blowing up a rubber glove half way through would be perfect.
As for me, id play the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk. Giant indeed. You yankees dont get irony.
Biden and Harris would be the sisters in Sleeping beauty. Perfect.
Wtf is your obsession with woke?
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(12-11-2022, 03:26 PM)rothschild Wrote: Woke is thinking that men in dresses are women.
I know I'm just pretending to be a women. It makes me feel pretty and horny. I wouldn't be a real women until I got my cock and balls chopped off and my body pumped full of estrogen and other hormones and drugs to grow some curves and a nice set of tits. Yay, science!
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(12-11-2022, 04:29 PM)cannongal Wrote: (12-11-2022, 09:14 AM)Piglet Wrote: The pantomime season is here, and theatres across britain will be sold out. Panto involves fairy tales with humour, in jokes, irony, and pathos. And men dressing up as women. It has almost completely escaped the woke shit.
Foreigners, i mean you wont get it, there are jokes and knockabout for the kids and in jokes for adults. Everyone dresses up in a bizarre fashion. The best, and constant joke is that the bad bloke is behind the hero. The audience, and especially the kids scream out HES BEHIND YOU. But the hero never turns around.
Changs mission in life would be panto, playing Snow White. He could play Beauty and the beast, with the Duchess as the beast. In fact he could play any female part. Rothschild could be all of the seven Dwarfs. Ohhh, cant mention dwarfs, its body shaming. Mark would be perfect as Dick Whittington, or the pirate in Peter Pan.
Blowing up a rubber glove half way through would be perfect.
As for me, id play the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk. Giant indeed. You yankees dont get irony.
Biden and Harris would be the sisters in Sleeping beauty. Perfect.
Wtf is your obsession with woke?
That's like asking what's wrong with fundamentalism. The answer in both cases is extreme ignorance.
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(12-11-2022, 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (12-11-2022, 03:26 PM)rothschild Wrote: Woke is thinking that men in dresses are women.
I know I'm just pretending to be a women. It makes me feel pretty and horny. I wouldn't be a real women until I got my cock and balls chopped off and my body pumped full of estrogen and other hormones and drugs to grow some curves and a nice set of tits. Yay, science!
Uh huh.
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Wtf is your obsession with woke?
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That's like asking what's wrong with fundamentalism. The answer in both cases is extreme ignorance.
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Um, no
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Can you give me an example of something that's "woke" but isn't based in ignorance?
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As long as you are using the definition of "woke" as being "aware of social injustices of marginalized communities" then sure.
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OH Its so ignorant! No one is marginalized, they are just playing the victim card, everyone is given the same opportunity, quit complaining.
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(12-11-2022, 08:03 PM)MirahM Wrote: As long as you are using the definition of "woke" as being "aware of social injustices of marginalized communities" then sure.
Is a man in a dress a woman?
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