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The Pope is resigning.
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Last week this patient told me that she knew the Pope was going to resign. With a very serious face, she said that she had "pulled him aside and told him it was time to step down". Her face brightened as she added "they are going to get someone young and hip in now".

*hand on my heart* God's honest truth.
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(02-12-2013, 02:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't find that comforting, matter of fact it scares me a little.

You believe Revelation is an actual accounting of how the world ends?
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(02-18-2013, 06:55 PM)Jimbone Wrote: You believe Revelation is an actual accounting of how the world ends?


No.

I don't believe the world is going to end but if it did it would be because of something man did.
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#24
I think we'll get wiped out by an asteroid.
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#25
So it's going to come out that the world highest catholic was a kiddie fiddler? Is anyone really surprised in today's world?
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(02-18-2013, 07:39 PM)crash Wrote: So it's going to come out that the world highest catholic was a kiddie fiddler?


I think it might & he'll be above the law. As long as he remains within the walls of Vatican City he will never be punished for crimes against children or anything else for that matter.
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His new residence will be a former cloistered monastery in the Vatican gardens, inside the Leonine Wall, which for Benedict XVI has always been a place of prayer, recitation of the rosary, where he walked with his personal secretary Georg. For months, restoration works have been taking place on the four-story building, but only a few officials were aware of the fact that one day it would become the residence of the Pope.


Will he maintain papal infallibility?
It sounds harsh, but he will no longer be infallible. Father Lombardi explained that “as theology teaches, papal infallibility is connected to the position” and ends with it. The question of whether he will maintain infallibility after his resignation “is not eve posed.” Joseph Ratzinger, after Feb. 28, “will no longer have this particular assistance from the Holy Spirit.
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(02-12-2013, 02:08 PM)username Wrote: [Image: vaticanlightning.jpg]

I had thought this site of all places would see right through this story.

Remember I told you the ben ben stone (the philosophers stone) was removed from the primeval mound and placed in a museum in Heliopolus? There is no record of what became of it after that. Obviously it was captured in one of the crusades whose primary purpose was to rewrite history. There was only one church in those days and this would have gone straight into storage at the Vatican. Well, those big catholic computers noted that these and a fig tree were all that was needed to live forever and the pope wants to get in the next version of the Bible in 5000 years as the father of the new world order. Obviously if he's going to grow younger in the next several months until he's only 25 it would attract undue attention so he is forced to work underground for right now.

Jesus warned evweryone countless times about fig trees and The Big Guy told Adam and Even to leave it the hell alone or all his children would die and suffer.

The lightning bolt is just a first warning. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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The neatest thing is Atum's ka (the ben ben stone) still lives and has only just been discovered. You can even see on the lower right and left how the primeval mound is beginning to form. This shot is taken from the valley temple (Great Saw Palace) and the water is coming up because of gravity while it still has a lot of CO2 in it.

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Ain't real life weird?

The real world where the pyramids actually exist is nothing like a place where the builders were superstitious bumpkins and we are the crown of creation.

I got your real crown of creation for ya' right here. It is the top of the water that would be spraying up if there were enough CO2 still left in the water.

455c. after thou hast taken possession of the white crown in the water-springs, great and mighty, which are in the south of Libya,
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(02-19-2013, 02:15 PM)cladking Wrote: I had thought this site of all places would see right through this story.


We did - they are going to keep the perv in Vatican City so he can't be prosecuted but first they have to get him out of the public eye before he spills his guts in the way that those suffering from dementia are bound to do.

I don't think there is a fig & an old stone that will turn back the clock on aging, if there were Estee Lauder would have paid a fortune for it.
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#31
Hmmm. The Onion may have been wise to the Pope's age-regression scheme for a while now. Perhaps deep-digging investigative reporting is alive and well in the US after all?

Based on this Onion-published photo from early December 2012, the first steps in the scheme likely involved adopting a more youthful mindset and lifestyle.
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By the end of December, that crafty pope seems to have sucked God into his covert operation.

MIAMI—In his first post since joining social networking site Twitter early this week, Pope Benedict XVI has tweeted a picture of himself spending time with the Lord Our God, Divine Creator of the Universe. “Feelin real blessed today to be hangin out wit @therealHeavenlyFather today!” the pope wrote to his nearly 500,000 Twitter followers, attaching a link to a Twitpic photo of himself in which he is seen relaxing on his papal yacht with God. “Just gettin some sun and sippin cocktails. #loveit.” At press time, the picture had been retweeted by Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars, Oprah Winfrey, and Jesus Christ.
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If this secret age-regression theory holds merit, it's no wonder he's decided to leave the public eye. All that's left is the fig and stone physical transformation.

I'm not much on conspiracy theories, but there may be something to this one...
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#32
@HotD... I enjoyed that one.

Very creative.

hah
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#33


I was wrong about the Pope leaving Vatican City, wrong, wrong, wrong. Not only did he leave, he did it in front of the world and even did drive bys.



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Another one bites the dust...

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[i]LONDON -- The cardinal who until recently served as Britain's highest-ranking Catholic leader on Sunday acknowledged unspecified sexual misbehavior and promised to play "no further part" in the public life of the church, an admission which comes at an awkward time for the Vatican.

Cardinal Keith O'Brien resigned Monday from his position as archbishop of St. Andrews and Edinburgh after a newspaper published unnamed priests' accounts of unspecified inappropriate behavior.

O'Brien initially rejected the claims, saying he was resigning because he did not want to distract from the upcoming conclave which is due to pick a new pope. But on Sunday, the Church of Scotland issued a statement quoting O'Brien as saying that there had been times "that my sexual conduct has fallen below the standards expected of me as a priest, archbishop and cardinal."

"To those I have offended, I apologize and ask forgiveness," the statement continued. "To the Catholic church and people of Scotland, I also apologize. I will now spend the rest of my life in retirement. I will play no further part in the public life of the Catholic church in Scotland."

The admission was short on details – O'Brien gave no clue as to what exactly his sexual misbehavior consisted of ...

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Well, Benedict should have a lot of "retired" pals to hang out with. How many repetitive scandals does it take before the church leaders (or their duped worldwide followers, at least) realize that something's not right with the system and it's rife with profit-making hypocrisy? Why do people keep donating so much money to the Catholic Church without demanding sweeping reforms? IDK, I don't get structured religion much anyway, so the loyalty makes no sense to me. I get the loyalty to God for those who believe, I'm talking about the loyalty to the church as it stands.

I'd like to know what O'Brien did specifically. Kinda chickenshit to apologize with your feet to the coals without acknowledging what you're apologizing for.
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#35
They picked a new pope! I've been intrigued with the process (black smoke/white smoke). I guess I haven't paid any attention in the past.

I hope they picked the guy that said people are smoking marijuana if they think he'll get selected. I don't know anything about him but I liked his comment. Plus, it would be kinda cool to have a pope from the U.S. Doubt it will happen though.
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(03-13-2013, 02:18 PM)username Wrote: I've been intrigued with the process (black smoke/white smoke).

Somehow smoke and the Church seem like a perfect fit.

Then and now.

Some of AZ's rocket science Catholic youths ("Yes." Mexican Nationals. Surprise!) hope that the new Pope will focus on immigration.

Who knew it was a global problem noteworthy of the papacy?
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I'd like it a lot if Cardinal Dolan was chosen. I don't have much hope though, he is too wonderful and they will want someone who is more of a tightass.
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(03-13-2013, 02:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
. . . they will want someone who is more of a tightass.

Spoken like a priest!
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(03-13-2013, 02:47 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(03-13-2013, 02:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
. . . they will want someone who is more of a tightass.

Spoken like a priest!


Oh snap! 115
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Jorge Bergoglio, 76, from Buenos Aires was revealed as the new Pope this afternoon to screaming crowds in St Peter's Square, Vatican City. The native Spanish speaker, who is also fluent in Italian and German, began his address with a joke, saying that his brother cardinals had gathered to pick a bishop of Rome 'and they have chosen one from far away but here I am'. Dressed in white robes with an elaborate stole, Pope Francis becomes the first South American Pontiff and first non-European Pope. He is also the first Jesuit to hold the title and narrowly lost out to Benedict XVI in 2005.

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