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(02-28-2019, 01:26 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]LOL

That is a nice fence and spices Sally! I almost complimented the bricks, but I didn't want to go overboard.

My entire backyard is paved in those bricks. At one time I had beautiful landscaping and grass back there, but the four dogs kept digging holes and digging under the fence so I just paved it all in.
they piss on the spices
No I couldnt have potted plants with the male dogs around. I only have one dog left and she has a designated area that she uses for the bathroom, I dont have to worry about her pissing on everything.
I thought all potatoes were created equal. They're not!   52
There are many types of potatoes. Learn it, live it. You can't usually go wrong with the good old Idaho though.
I was making a salad and they fell apart in the water.   Taz
Sally, what do you keep your grated cheese in, and don't tell me you keep it shoved up your ass.
Do you mean like parmesan? If so I just buy a wedge of it and keep it in a sandwich bag in the fridge. When I need it, I cut a piece off and put it in the grater that I stole from the Olive Garden. If you mean other cheeses like cheddar then I usually buy it pre-grated and keep it in the re-sealable bag it came in. If I grate it myself then I just put it in a plastic bag. What the hell kind of question is this.
Yeah, parmesan. I buy it already shredded at the cheese place and I don't like the plain shaker. I thought maybe there must be something nicer but apparently not. What kind of kitchen whore are you?! Jesus.
kitchen whore thief.
There is something nicer, I just told you. You buy an expensive wedge of parmigiano reggiano and you freshly grate it out of the grater you swiped from the Olive Garden.
(07-03-2019, 05:50 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]There is something nicer, I just told you. You buy an expensive wedge of parmigiano reggiano and you freshly grate it out of the grater you swiped from the Olive Garden.


I was going to take a picture of me holding up my grater & then ask you if it was a grater. Ahahahaha! But it was too much trouble and waaay funnier in my head.


Smiley-rolling-joint
Imported parm from Italy $11.60, grater free. How much nicer do you want?

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i see some ass on it.
It's just your reflection. Nobody in their right mind is going to shove a hard cheese up their ass, it's just not the cheese you use. Try a semi soft.
Some cheese smells like it's been up somebody's ass.   Dramaqueen
how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your ass cheese?
*heaves*
Certainly better than the ped-egg method.
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