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For advertising campaigns. I don't need to see a real person, do you? No jello pudding pop dude, no subway footlong dude, none of that. Just slap a cartoon character on your brand and I'm good!

If cartoon characters were accused of a crime what would they be?

Stick to characters used in advertising only!

I don't need either, just show me your product, price and tell me why I should buy it

(08-20-2015, 02:22 AM)Love Child Wrote: [ -> ]If cartoon characters were accused of a crime what would they be?

Stick to characters used in advertising only!

Charges: Aggravated Assault; illegal possession of a controlled substance (steroids); peeping

Wanted: stalking, impersonating a police officer, public masturbation and calling aussiebitch between 1 and 4AM with offers of solicitation.

Crimes: shell game fraud; racketeering

WANTED



Known as the Pillsbury Doughboy for shoplifting half baked cinnamon rolls, aggravated assault with a rolling pin and attempted murder with food poisoning. Also known to use the alias "Sally"

Too much cocaine. Never fully recovered from the 70's and still trying to trick those kids.

These were my favorites.

I never figured the Pillsbury Doughboy as a tucker.

Why does he bother?

Maybe it keeps his yeast from rising.

PEPE - Accused of Incitement to violence, hate speech, being a member of a terrorist organisation. 

The Mucinex cartoon mascot is kinda gross.

Here's his mug shot.



Charges:  extortion, stalking.

it's been a long time since I've eaten rabbit..............Bugs bunny rabbit.

Oh my gosh. I couldn't even imagine eating a squirrel or chipmunk.

I buy chicken food and dried worms for the ducks in the park. Sometimes I think I am just fattening them up for someone to eat for Thanksgiving.

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(11-04-2020, 05:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I was recently telling someone how amused I am by the squirrels in my yard, I like them enough that I buy food & treats for them. I wondered aloud how someone could eat those precious little critters and he said, "because they are delicious". Jesus!

I've been thinking about buying some food for the squirrels I see on my walk to work, especially for the lazy squirrel that didn't gather nuts for the winter. 

I personally wouldn't eat a squirrel but I certainly wouldn't judge s homeless person or someone lost in the woods if they ate a squirrel rather than starve to death.