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Yeah because that makes a whole lot of sense. Every time I take a piss I take my bra off and of course I have to take my panties all the way off instead of just pulling them down. You have to let those puppies breath while relieving yourself on the toilet, you know. And if not then you just do the next best thing, piss in a towel.

You ever here of a fucking robe, Clang?
He... sorry she might be right. I myself take all my clothes off, clean the toilet, paint the bathroom, rearrange all the furniture in the house and buy a new car every time I have a pee.


Clang, invest in a bathrobe.
(01-13-2017, 06:08 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Clang, invest in a bathrobe.

Yeah a nice thick, long one so my dad and brother can't tell I'm wearing a bra and panties underneath and I can pee like a normal abnormal person. Good idea, sally and Duchess.
(01-12-2017, 08:29 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: [ -> ]A towel??? Does it hold it all? Are you a light pee-er?

Yes. Its very absorbent.

And I'm a heavy pee-er

I might have a touch of the diabeetus
Theres one way to find out with out paying for a doctor. Eat a massive amount of sugar then go to bed.
You should have followed your instincts presented in the subject line. I for one have no interest in hearing about your god damn poop jamming.

Your filter is broken too, stupid fuck.
HOMO!
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