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Don't list stuff we already know. For example I'm not listing beer and Clang shouldn't list cross dressing since we've already heard about it a million times ad nauseam.

Here is some embarrassing stuff I do occasionally.

Enjoy movies on the Lifetime channel. The channel for stupid bitches.

Eat a Maruchan cup of noodles. So unhealthy.

Take ZzzQuil Sunday night and sleep until noon on Monday when everyone else is working. Very lazy and shameful.
Sometimes I cook a nice porterhouse and eat it myself

I've sat in my truck and smoked a dube listening to pink Floyd when I just know all hell is breaking out in the house

One time in the middle of winter I was sick of shoveling and told the Professor my back was killing me, then watched from the window and laughed when she fell on her ass shoveling.
1. Watched Gilmore Girls (and the Gilmore Girls Netflix series) and Sex and the City. I even watched the 2 Sex and the City movies.

2. Taking personal time on Fridays off of work for stupid stuff like buffets at casinos.

3. Enjoying listening to Britney Spears, Hanson, Backstreet Boys, and NSYNC.
Only have "one" guilty pleasure, eat too frickin much!

All the "other" pleasures, don't feel guilty of! hah
1. Dark chocolate covered almonds
2. Sexual daydreams starring MS
3. Match Game reruns on Buzzr
(10-29-2017, 07:31 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]All the "other" pleasures, don't feel guilty of! hah

Yeah, there's absolutely nothing wrong with spending a few hours every week watching chicks with dicks.
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1. Tattletales on Buzzr
2. Dark Chocolate
3. Sade, Air Supply, Fogelberg, Sheena Easton, England Dan and any other sappy adult contemporary tunes you can think of.
(10-30-2017, 09:44 AM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]Sally
Sally
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Hey, we already knew that! ‘)

How’s everything in your world Crash?
(10-30-2017, 10:16 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]1. Tattletales on Buzzr
2. Dark Chocolate
3. Sade, Air Supply, Fogelberg, Sheena Easton, England Dan and any other sappy adult contemporary tunes you can think of.

Not gonna bite on the daydreams bit, huh? Smiley_emoticons_smile

If the Dodgers win the World Series, I have one request..........please don’t post up ‘Morning Train’ or ‘All Out of Love’.
It’s either ‘Making Love Out Of Nothing At All’ or ‘Strut’.

We’ll have to see what kind of mood I’m in.

As to your daydreams, you’ll be able to verbalize a few of those if the Astros hang on and win.

I’m smiling in anticipation of Mr Verlander closing things out tomorrow!
(10-30-2017, 10:29 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-30-2017, 09:44 AM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]Sally
Sally
Sally

Hey, we already knew that! ‘)

How’s everything in your world Crash?

Sooooo transparent...

It'd take me all night to tell you, HotD
(10-29-2017, 08:35 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-29-2017, 07:31 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]All the "other" pleasures, don't feel guilty of! hah

Yeah, there's absolutely nothing wrong with spending a few hours every week watching chicks with BIG HOOTER's.



Fixed it for ya! 27
Too many of these Coffee Floats- laced with JimBeam



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That looks fantastic!!!
New guilty pleasures:

1-Going into the supermarket and looking at women with flimsy sundresses on with no bra
2-eating half a bag of pistachios
3-sucking helium from a balloon before ordering a coffee at the drive thru
Nicotine Gum
Watching the lady next door take a shower
Youtube videos
I can spend hours looking at youtube. It's pitiful I know but man it just keeps coming.
1. watching my brother fall on his ass, pants fall down as he farts. (He recently found out he has type 2 diabetes and neuropathy in his legs. I guess I really am an asshole.)

2. YouTube videos about time travel and aliens.
3. farting all over the place without giving a fuck.
1. Looking at my ass in the mirror to make sure it's still nice and round. In jeans it is anyway, so that's a plus.

2. Being a bitch to my husband for no reason whatsoever.

3. Escargot in garlic parsley butter with warm crusty french bread to sop it all up. I could eat it every day.
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