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>>>>>By the President as he sends out a Presidential alert to all cell phones. Thursday everyone with a cell phone will get a message from your President. That is all. 

It will probably be at 3:00 in the fucking morning too.

WTH is the message for anyway, to remind the nation of what a tremendous job he is doing?

I don't care who the fuck you are, DON'T GROUP TEXT ME!

The tweets don't seem to be working as well as they should. 

(09-16-2018, 01:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]>>>>>By the President as he sends out a Presidential alert to all cell phones. Thursday everyone with a cell phone will get a message from your President. That is all. 

Maybe the message will be that he's QUITTING!

They tried that here. Some phones got it some didn't. One of my phones did and the other didn't. I was overseas and the country I was in sent one to my phone. It scared the shit out of me cas it went WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRK!!!!!!