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Does this mean 7 years of bad ideas?
(10-01-2018, 01:38 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]Does this mean 7 years of bad ideas?

Yes. And if you broke it off in your ass it means 7 hours of anal bleeding.
Just like bandcamp.
I don't need a light bulb to make my arse bleed!
(10-01-2018, 07:32 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]I don't need a light bulb to make my arse bleed!

Hemorrhoids?
(10-01-2018, 10:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-01-2018, 07:32 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]I don't need a light bulb to make my arse bleed!

Hemorrhoids?

Have ya? Well I'm not putting it in there then!
I'm sorry I screwed up Sally's thread about the coin stuck to her ass. This is the result.
I was asking if you have hemorrhoids. I don't have them, I have 2 pains in the ass in the former of a cranky old Dad and unemployed lazy ass brother who has diabetes and neuropathy so he can be even more unemployed and lazy.
(10-02-2018, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I was asking if you have hemorrhoids. I don't have them.

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some? You just got to get in there and get them.
(10-02-2018, 05:11 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I was asking if you have hemorrhoids. I don't have them.

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some? You just got to get in there and get them.
Why the fuck would I want hemorrhoids?
(10-02-2018, 05:11 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I was asking if you have hemorrhoids. I don't have them.

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some? You just got to get in there and get them.
Why the fuck would I want hemorrhoids?
You made the inquiry. You could cook them, sell them at the fair. Umm... hang them on the wall.
(10-02-2018, 05:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 05:11 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I was asking if you have hemorrhoids. I don't have them.

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some? You just got to get in there and get them.
Why the fuck would I want hemorrhoids?
hah

Maybe to add to the list of all your other problems?
(10-02-2018, 09:49 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 05:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 05:11 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I was asking if you have hemorrhoids. I don't have them.

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some? You just got to get in there and get them.
Why the fuck would I want hemorrhoids?
hah

Maybe to add to the list of all your other problems?
So then if I want to sit and forget about my problems,I can't do that without pain and ass blood?
(10-02-2018, 11:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 09:49 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 05:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 05:11 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 10:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I was asking if you have hemorrhoids. I don't have them.

Sorry to hear that. Would you like some? You just got to get in there and get them.
Why the fuck would I want hemorrhoids?
hah

Maybe to add to the list of all your other problems?
So then if I want to sit and forget about my problems,I  can't do that without pain and ass blood?

It works for me!
(10-03-2018, 01:15 AM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 11:26 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 09:49 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 05:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-02-2018, 05:11 PM)Not Gay Wrote: [ -> ]Sorry to hear that. Would you like some? You just got to get in there and get them.
Why the fuck would I want hemorrhoids?
hah

Maybe to add to the list of all your other problems?
So then if I want to sit and forget about my problems,I  can't do that without pain and ass blood?

It works for me!

*thousand yard death stare*
When you want to sit and forget your problems, just don't let NG push in your stool Clang.  ')
(10-03-2018, 10:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]*thousand yard death stare*

You walked this road before with someone similar several months ago. Sound familiar?
Yeah, don't start that shit up again, young man.
(10-03-2018, 12:42 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, don't start that shit up again, young man.
OK I'll be good. For now.
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