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. . . . . . so I finally hit the "300" thread mark!


If you need to Bitch, or vent, about anything, feel free, you can do it here!


I'll start:

My bitch today is I'm fed up already with the bungling way Brett Kavanaugh's investigation is being handled!
Have you shaved your legs and had a pedicure is the question before you head to "The Villa" 


Apparently you have me confused with the Clangster! He said he borrowed your shaver, and needs to give it back!
That Bitch just clogs it up with his "Rhino" hair.
It shouldn't be too clogged this time, Clangster said he's using "Nair" first. hah
Nothing much to complain about here, life is pretty good.
(10-03-2018, 07:58 PM)Rootilda Wrote: [ -> ]Nothing much to complain about here, life is pretty good.


Well that's good, many times we all don't see how good we really have it, until we don't have it anymore!
(10-03-2018, 08:08 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-03-2018, 07:58 PM)Rootilda Wrote: [ -> ]Nothing much to complain about here, life is pretty good.


Well that's good, many times we all don't see how good we really have it, until we don't have it anymore!

Sounds like the last time I ran outta booze!
(10-03-2018, 07:57 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]It shouldn't be too clogged this time, Clangster said he's using "Nair" first. hah
It's going to be a bitch collecting up all the hair to make that hair pie.
(10-03-2018, 07:51 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]That Bitch just clogs it up with his "Rhino" hair.
Rhino hair? What am i an old Italian lady with hairy arms and a moustache?
Some FBI Investigations SUCK!
(10-03-2018, 10:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-03-2018, 07:57 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]It shouldn't be too clogged this time, Clangster said he's using "Nair" first. hah
It's going to be a bitch collecting up all the hair to make that hair pie.

Why don't you just take that hair and snort it? Maybe even smoke it you fuck. ............I love saying "fuck" tonight.
Where in the fuck is my $20?
(10-04-2018, 08:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-03-2018, 10:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-03-2018, 07:57 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]It shouldn't be too clogged this time, Clangster said he's using "Nair" first. hah
It's going to be a bitch collecting up all the hair to make that hair pie.

Why don't you just take that hair and snort it? Maybe even smoke it you fuck. ............I love saying "fuck" tonight.
I will but only because it gets me higher than smoking unicorn porn...er...horn. Not because you say so.
Damn, went to the dentist today, man he fucked me up! Gotta begrudging go back Thursday. Furious
(10-05-2018, 04:48 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]Damn, went to the dentist today, man he fucked me up! Gotta begrudging go back Thursday. Furious

A dentist can punch a person in the mouth and say oops. When I try that I get locked up. Then they fake you out and say stuff like " How can you still feel that!"  I would like to sit down with a baseball bat and say I'm going to practice after this.
Well the world has/is coming to an end today, for some!
The price of gas, goes down one week, and then goes up the next week!
I'm dreading going to the dentist on Thursday, as he made the small problem I went there for into a fucked up
humongous mess! (And he's supposed to be a periodontal surgeon!)
Damn, today is the day I have to go back to the fuck-me- up dentist, shortly! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

I can't go to another dentist, since I foolishly already paid him his $8,000 fee "up front"! ( I got a 10% discount doing that)
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