Get over your fear of talking about sex.
...that's what the ad said.
(03-27-2019, 03:07 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Get over your fear of talking about sex.
...that's what the ad said.
ok, I'd like to bang you like a screen door during a hurricane. You mean like that? cause my last comment didn't go over very well; all you wimmin yelled at me.
Woooo.
I'm old, mister. There's a chance I could break a hip. 
I'd like to sniff you like a soft wildflower and then eat you like a steak with my hands.
This all sounded so much better in my head.
Well George Michael sung about it and look what happened to him.
Found true love in a toilet cubicle?
(I honestly do not see anything sexy or sensual in that kind of thing. I have no idea how gay dudes do that kind of thing)
Clang, you might want to start with a gust of wind.
(03-27-2019, 05:55 PM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]I'd like to sniff you like a soft wildflower and then eat you like a steak with my hands.
This all sounded so much better in my head.
How you doin'? 
(03-27-2019, 07:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Clang, you might want to start with a gust of wind.
No can do. All out of farts.