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I went to a couple of pride events this last week
AND THEY WERE GAY!

I mean I totally like looking at beautiful women and I wouln't not kiss a beautiful woman or even a butch looking woman, that might be hot.

But I don't think I am really gay.

I mean I am just your basic privilaged white person who has not been persecuted for anything.

I'm just a horny kinkster.

Never mind the physical attraction, I like tits too and I'm not gay. You, however, seem like you could be mentally attracted to other women. And that's what makes you gay. I could never live my life with another woman like we were husband and wife and best friends who have sex. You could. You're gay.

That's what I don't understand about gay people. I get the physical attraction, but not the mental. Why do lipstick lesbians go out with butch's who look like men and use dildos? Why not just hook up with a real man with a real dick and go out for breakfast looking like a normal couple instead of a freak show embarrassing grandma and all the kids? I don't know.

The butch's always have big tits too that they have to strap down. I never met a butch that didn't have jumbo tits.

I have.

And I really don't know the answer to the question about why not date a guy-except that a woman can't make me pregnant?

Honestly I don't know if I could have that sort of relationship either. I'm just open to it, but will probably find another guy to hang out with I am sure.

Well, perhaps you're not gay. I wouldn't sweat your nuts off over it, whatever feels right.

Thanks.
Not too concerned.
It was just a strange realization as I was in the midst of pride celebrations happening this week.

Well go fingerblast your monkey and see what your feelings are after that. If you feel like a nut then you're a nut.

I like tits too

Monkey see, Monkey do.

Are you reaffirming this as the artist formerly known as love Child?

You have a very nice deck, i'd sit on that badboy all day. 

I'd pay good money to watch Sally curl Lovechilds toes.

Ew

What I realized last night after watching Siren is that I crave a polyarmourous relationship. But I could be satisfied with a monogomous relationship.

~The Artist formerly known as Love Child


Also, that deck is crazy! It doesn't look comforatable to sit on at all. It seems too perfect, like what if I spilled my wine or something.

They must have a butler that brings in all the pillows and stuff everytime it rains.