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Are you superstitious? Yeah, I am, sometimes.
Yikes.
And a full moon.
The only thing to reverse the curse is hot buttery monkey love with Sage incense burning.
Preferably with a partner.
Used to be when I was working. Now, it's just another day!

The only two times I was ever laid off during my entire career was on Friday the 13th, both times.

And I was joking about it on the second Friday the 13th, that the only time I ever got laid off was on Friday the 13th,
that was "before" I got laid off the second time, on that same Friday the 13th day! hah
(09-13-2019, 08:03 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]The only thing to reverse the curse is hot buttery monkey love with Sage incense burning.

I have incense burning.
I remember how cool I felt when I got my licence and was driving around with my incense that smelled like weed in my ashtray until I got pulled over for speeding.
(09-13-2019, 12:42 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I remember how cool I felt when I got my licence and was driving around


Those were the days, huh. Youth is wasted on the young, I didn't know how good I had it. There's much to be said about being carefree.
All you need is margarine, furnace and a simian.