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Happy Birthday my favorite chocolate licking woman. I miss you kid and hope you see that I (maggot) has not forgotten you.

i just caint blieve she shunned me!  

Happy Birthday Ramseycat! I'm almost done with my skin suit and ready to release you from my basement dungeon. Soon I'll look like a real woman. Well a fat Ramsey anyway. Glad she has stretchy skin.

  Must be the vitamin E

Ramsey is a big shot insurance exec these days. She doesn't have time for us.  

Happy birthday, doll, where ever you are.

She had the suckiest in-laws alive. Whenever she would talk about their antics it always made me want to nail the SIL with a friggin' pork loin. *flexes*

Yeah she was never very good at doing 2 things at once.

Probably getting her loins porked.

If I don't get my loins porked pretty soon I'm gonna find me a goat

(11-09-2019, 09:13 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Ramsey is a big shot insurance exec these days. She doesn't have time for us.  

Happy birthday, doll, where ever you are.

She had the suckiest in-laws alive. Whenever she would talk about their antics it always made me want to nail the SIL with a friggin' pork loin. *flexes*

Not a big time exec. But I’ve been working like a dog lately. 
thank you for the birthday wish.

  She has risen!!!  Hi there how have you been?

(01-05-2020, 07:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Not a big time exec. But I’ve been working like a dog lately. 
thank you for the birthday wish.

Just because you were gone doesn't mean you were forgotten.  

(01-06-2020, 12:28 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-05-2020, 07:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Not a big time exec. But I’ve been working like a dog lately. 
thank you for the birthday wish.

Just because you were gone doesn't mean you were forgotten.  

You’re so sweet!

(01-07-2020, 06:03 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Shhhhhh

Is that the sound of your sweetness leaking?

I have no words.

(01-07-2020, 07:44 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-07-2020, 06:03 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Shhhhhh

Is that the sound of your sweetness leaking?

Her sweetness leaks? Who knew...

(01-07-2020, 07:44 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]Is that the sound of your sweetness leaking?

(01-07-2020, 10:09 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]I have no words.

(01-07-2020, 10:38 AM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]Her sweetness leaks? Who knew...

I love you guys. Thanks for the laugh.

(01-07-2020, 10:38 AM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-07-2020, 07:44 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-07-2020, 06:03 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Shhhhhh

Is that the sound of your sweetness leaking?

Her sweetness leaks? Who knew...

Dammit. I didn't intend for that to be dirty.....my dirty mind must be getting old.