Mock

Did you know snakes just LOVE AC units?

Thanks you #$%@&+"?/&*^!

It's so considerate of you to remember me! 


Since my encounter, My A/C unit's condensation pipe has now been filtered!

Maybe if you went to a "snake petting zoo" you would appreciate snakes more. They are your friends. and only want to lick you.

I HATE SNAKES, No petting Zoo, I HATE SNAKES, no way in hell (I HATE SNAKES) do I want to pet SNAKES, I HATE SNAKES!

Did I mention, I HATE SNAKES!