Mock

May a black & decker pecker checker never get her teeth stuck in your pubes. You really should come back all the lady's had a titty off last month and was wondering where you went. Clang even gave us a show.

I miss talking football with him.

Someone once gave me some shit for talking about the NFL. They thought I couldn't possibly know what I was talking about because I'm female. MS jumped in and set him straight.

Happy birthday, boob man. I miss your presence.

Happy Birthday. MS. Please come back. I'll twirl my blue ribbon tassels for you.