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Do they fake orgasms too?
You thinking Mrs Biggie is part dragonfly?
I'm a sex god, nope.
I've told guys I prefer women just to get them to fuck off.   113
I just watched a clip of Friday The 13th/Jason and I can't believe those silly movies used to scare the crap out of me.
(08-13-2021, 04:41 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I've told guys I prefer women just to get them to fuck off.   113

Can I be your girlfriend?
(08-13-2021, 10:58 PM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-13-2021, 04:41 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I've told guys I prefer women just to get them to fuck off.   113

Can I be your girlfriend?

Oh yes. Take my hand & come with me. 
On my way!!!!
Can i be a fly on the wall?
I don't mind, but you'll have to get the okay from Love Child.
Spanish fly.
Now I can't get the image of Mark being a loud big ass fly on the wall making all sorts of noises.
Do flies fart?
(08-15-2021, 09:32 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]Now I can't get the image of Mark being a loud big ass fly on the wall making all sorts of noises.

I'd zoom in and start buzzing your heads just when you were getting ready to you-know-what. hah
"you know what". Ahahahahahahahahaha! Are you bashful? 
HOT BUTTERY MONKEY LOVE!
(08-15-2021, 11:12 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]"you know what". Ahahahahahahahahaha! Are you bashful? 

"The thing".
I hate the way guys assume just because you are single you are free to fuck them. Like some caveman, me man, you woman. End of story. Fuck that. I'm like woah did I miss a paragraph?

Tell me if this is funny......I went to this meeting tonight in my community, the subject of sexual harassment came up and how a particular woman weaponized it to humiliate this guy. She was sent some jokey rude texts 14 years ago and now complaining about it. I said .....look, this guy sent me a dickpick......I picked up the phone and called his mother. Kind of like end of story. That's it I dealt with it.

Do you think that's funny?
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