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Why does anyone care if someone wants to give up caffiene? Sheesh.
You cared! Remember? That's why we are even talking about it.
Yes, I mentioned it in the line of things that I heard people giving up and you narrowed in on that part of it.
Calf fiend.
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(01-07-2021, 12:47 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Calf fiend.
You put the end in calf fiend.
That's udderly ridiculous.
(01-07-2021, 10:24 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]That's udderly ridiculous.
Mooving right along....
(01-06-2021, 05:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]When I order black coffee at starbucks they look at me funny.

Every breakfast restaurant we go to,   hubs orders his coffee black.   Waitress always gives him a double take and says 'are you sure?'  I've known this man for 25 years,  and I'm fucking sure!
We got our foster parent license yesterday,  and got our first child today.   Poor kid is so scared,  he's been puking for the last hour.   How the fuck do I tell him that he doesn't need to be scared shitless anymore?
Spank him into submission?
(01-08-2021, 10:11 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Spank him into submission?
hah
Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no

As much as I like bondage,  it won't be happening anytime soon.
(01-08-2021, 10:09 PM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]We got our foster parent license yesterday,  and got our first child today.   Poor kid is so scared,  he's been puking for the last hour.   How the fuck do I tell him that he doesn't need to be scared shitless anymore?

You don't.
You just show him. 
Over time he may adjust.


It takes a big heart to be a foster parent. My heart goes out to you.
(01-09-2021, 11:43 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-08-2021, 10:09 PM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]We got our foster parent license yesterday,  and got our first child today.   Poor kid is so scared,  he's been puking for the last hour.   How the fuck do I tell him that he doesn't need to be scared shitless anymore?

You don't.
You just show him. 
Over time he may adjust.


It takes a big heart to be a foster parent. My heart goes out to you.

It's been better today.   He's not shaking anymore,  and he was able to eat a little bit.   Unfortunately,  our house is loud, which makes him skittish.
Wait till he hears the orgies.
(01-09-2021, 06:01 PM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-09-2021, 11:43 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-08-2021, 10:09 PM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]We got our foster parent license yesterday,  and got our first child today.   Poor kid is so scared,  he's been puking for the last hour.   How the fuck do I tell him that he doesn't need to be scared shitless anymore?

You don't.
You just show him. 
Over time he may adjust.


It takes a big heart to be a foster parent. My heart goes out to you.

It's been better today.   He's not shaking anymore,  and he was able to eat a little bit.   Unfortunately,  our house is loud, which makes him skittish.

It sounds like you have a puppy from the pound. Is he house trained.
I thought she was talking about a dog at first. What in gods name happened to the kid?
There were plenty of fireworks this year, everyone had them.
(01-10-2021, 11:43 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]What in gods name happened to the kid?


He's a foster kid so you know right away it must have been pretty fricken awful. 
I've read some horrible things, so yeah I can imagine.
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