(02-20-2021, 01:31 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I trimmed my own bangs again last night and I must have went too short because after showering this morning I bent over to blow dry my roots so I'd have a little lift and it ended up looking a lot like this but shorter. 
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If it looked like that, that was caused by more then just a shower! 
According to Reuters this poor darling was found wandering wild in an Australian forest. He's been cleaned up. His wool weighed 78 lbs. I saw someone say that the abundance of wool likely kept him safe from predators, if so, Yay!
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I'm happy to say that I now have the same medical diploma as Bill Gates.
Today is my Friday. I hope it's like great sex and just goes really, really slow. I don't want it to end.
Slooooooow.
Well............That certainly puts things in a different light.
I like James Carville. I like his attitude, I like the way he presents his opinions, I like his sass & snark. Fight me.
Coming to a socially acceptable conversation near you. Banning the term Male and Female from things like plug sockets nuts and bolts anything that has a male and female on it. Kinda tough to make that one stick though.
They need to CANCEL Cancel Culture!
I got a paper cut and it stung the crap out of me. Did you hear me holler?
That's why I'm here.............To lick it.
I've got something for you to lick. LickLickLick.
It makes no sense to waste a perfectly good tongue. When it's out use it all about.
The vultures are circling in the sky above my home. Do they know something I don't?
Something is dying in the woods. Probably a deer.
(03-25-2021, 02:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Something is dying in the woods. Probably a deer.
Or Doochy's aging gash.
Where do you think all these covid mutations are coming from? I'll tell you where: from unmasked gash!
If there's one thing we've learned from this horrible nightmare it's that YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL. So for the love of God, MASK THAT GASH!!!
I wonder how people would react in the grocery store if I stapled a mask over my jeans in the crotch area. I should do one of those hidden camera tricks.