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A woman in Indonesia was eaten by a Python. I've never heard of something like this but it's true she was eaten. She must of been a small woman but it is Indonesia. 


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 When Wa didn't return, her sister went out to find her and found Wa's footprints, flashlight, slippers, and machete. On Friday, 100 villagers from Persiapan Lawela searched the area and found a 23 foot-long snake with a very swollen belly. The villagers killed the snake, cut it open, and found Wa inside intact. She probably didn't die inside the snake: A reticulated python secures its prey with a bite, then wraps its body around the victim, squeezing down until the victim cannot breathe, before consuming[/font][/color][/size]
Freaky! Glad I don't have that kind of concern here. I'm surrounded by fields.
Someone pointed out to me that this happened 3 yrs ago and it's just making the news now. She said it's because it's out in nowhere land but I'm not sure. She's probably right as I'm used to news getting out as fast as making tea.
a shame they killed it. We could use a snake like that in the DC swamp.
(04-26-2021, 09:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Someone pointed out to me that this happened 3 yrs ago and it's just making the news now. She said it's because it's out in nowhere land but I'm not sure. She's probably right as I'm used to news getting out as fast as making tea.

I knew I read this somewhere before and I think it was posted by you, you goddamn senile fuck.
He puts the denial in senile.
I'm going to find it, I know that old nut posted it in here before or I'll be a monkeys uncle. And I'm not confusing it with the Filipino lady he posted about with the grub worm living in her nose.
Is maggot old? I figure 53...
No I believe he is closing in on 70 or more. I could be very wrong, however. Plus he was first in line to get rhe vaccine shot and he talks a lot about the summer of love. And he has borderline alzheimers that puts him about smack dab late 60s early 70s.
You goofs, Maggot is in his 50's. 
I got my shot early because I give to charity.   Wasnme
(04-27-2021, 04:34 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]You goofs, Maggot is in his 50's. 


Well, BM said 53,  which was way younger than my guess...
i'm thinking 63 now, does he still fuck without viagra?
(04-30-2021, 01:43 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]i'm thinking 63 now, does he still fuck without viagra?

Do you?
So far so good.
My opinion of what old is has really evolved through the years. hah I don't view people in their 50's, 60's or 70's as being old. Not the ones I'm around anyway. They are all vibrant people with better social lives than me. They have things to do and places to go. Actually most people have a better social life than me. I'm content to putter around my home/garden or go riding. I'm older than all of them Heh. GET OFF MY GRASS.
(04-30-2021, 10:47 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]My opinion of what old is has really evolved through the years. hah I don't view people in their 50's, 60's or 70's as being old. Not the ones I'm around anyway. They are all vibrant people with better social lives than me. They have things to do and places to go. Actually most people have a better social life than me. I'm content to putter around my home/garden or go riding. I'm older than all of them Heh. GET OFF MY GRASS.

hah a few years ago my father had a hip replacement.   I remember his doctor telling me that he was young,  and I remember him running around the house (with his Walker),  trying to speed up his recovery.
I've taken up prostitution for some side money so I take viagra and caffeine before I go out on dates. It allows me to hump like the devil.
(04-30-2021, 09:16 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I've taken up prostitution for some side money so I take viagra and caffeine before I go out on dates. It allows me to hump like the devil.

Watch out for pythons.
She don't even get out of bed unless it's an Anaconda.
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