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Once apon a time people would shake hands, that went out of favor and people started fist bumping. Later that got outdated and people were elbow bumping. It's come full circle and ass bumping has come into fashion. So when greeting someone just ass bump them. it will show them that you like them and keep all those cooties off of you.

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I'm glad people aren't that into shaking hands anymore. It's a revolting custom. *barf* It ranks up there with touching public door knobs.
I was at a thing yesterday where some were shaking hands. I felt akward and shook hands anyway. BUT I MADE SURE TO WASH THEM BEFORE I ATE!
When someone offers to shake hands I always do it. I make sure it's a firm handshake too. Not so firm that I squeeze the shit out of you, but not a pansy ass handshake either. The last time I shook someone's hand was my new dentist a year ago. He was young and charming too.
When someone sticks out their ass to ass bump I will shake it with my hand. that should cover all the bases.
The whole thing is ridiculous. If you are that worried about covid you shouldn't be bumping anything including uglies.
I ran into a fellow today that told me that vaccination prevents you from getting COVID. I told him Israel is on their 2nd booster already, the 1st one having failed, and he told me that's "misinformation".
Was it Howard Stern?
(09-15-2021, 03:33 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Was it Howard Stern?

Almost as ugly. Tats all over his face, arms, hands. Claimed he'd been to med school.
I don't have a single tattoo. I'm kinda surprised though and do not intend to get any. Cars is covered in them and they are only in his nether regions. LOL


He has lots of skin "down there"
(09-15-2021, 07:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I don't have a single tattoo. I'm kinda surprised though and do not intend to get any. Cars is covered in them and they are only in his nether regions. LOL


He has lots of skin "down there"

I don't have any, either, and no desire to get one, partly because it's a fad. I hate fads almost as much as I hate weirdo megabillionaires.
Tattoos have been around for 1000's of years, a fad is something that is short lived.
(09-16-2021, 11:19 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Tattoos have been around for 1000's of years, a fad is something that is short lived.

True, but that doesn't mean that a significant increase in popularity isn't a fad. If tattoos had been ubiquitous for thousands of years then no, it wouldn't be a fad.
(09-15-2021, 07:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I don't have a single tattoo. I'm kinda surprised though and do not intend to get any. Cars is covered in them and they are only in his nether regions. LOL


He has lots of skin "down there"

What were you doin "lookin "at my "nether regions"', I wonder about you! hah
(09-16-2021, 03:34 PM)rothschild Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-16-2021, 11:19 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Tattoos have been around for 1000's of years, a fad is something that is short lived.

True, but that doesn't mean that a significant increase in popularity isn't a fad. If tattoos had been ubiquitous for thousands of years then no, it wouldn't be a fad.

Tattoos are not a fad. The end.
(09-17-2021, 05:00 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-16-2021, 03:34 PM)rothschild Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-16-2021, 11:19 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Tattoos have been around for 1000's of years, a fad is something that is short lived.

True, but that doesn't mean that a significant increase in popularity isn't a fad. If tattoos had been ubiquitous for thousands of years then no, it wouldn't be a fad.

Tattoos are not a fad. The end.

I know, just like the unvaccinated are why COVID won't go away. Gotcha.
hah Look at you. Still trying to justify your dumbass comment.
(09-17-2021, 06:48 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]hah Look at you. Still trying to justify your dumbass comment.

I told you I was referencing the *prevalence* of tats, not tats per se. Since you can't appreciate that distinction you might want to consider taking a remedial English course. Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

Blowing-kisses
You're still doing it.  hah hah hah
...and stop blowing kisses at me. The only female I'm into that way is Love Child.
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