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What is this?

SPAM?! 

OMG I LOVE SPAM!

THANK  YOU SO MUCH Love3

YOU ARE SO GENEROUS! YOU ARE THE BEST! YOU DESERVE AN AWARD!
Hey! Where are you going with that thing?

Get back here with that!
Is it Christmas Yet?

OMG! I think it is!

It is soooo close! I can almost taste it!
Santaani Santaani Santaani Santaani Santaani
There are these cute little trees in the windows
lights are everywhere
WAtcha got in your bag Santa?
I want to be SAnta Claus just once in my life!

Ho Ho HO!
When I get that job up there And people ask how I did it, Im just going to say, "I had to suck soooooo many dicks"

Santaani Santaani Santaani Santaani Santaani
But then I will be sad because I did not suck one single dick. Not one.


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Wait, why did I think there was a penis emoji here?

NOT ENOUGH DICKS! ANYWHERE!
Go eat a bag of dicks!


OK!

Speaking of Dicks I actually passed by at least 2 Dicks locations tonight. I totally could have gotten a bag of dicks after all.
Okay, well thats done for now.

Time to go read the rest of the forum now.

I will feel like a big dick if I read that someone died and here I am posting about dicks.
(whispers in ear) Tu es une fille très coquine
Is that a Paris Dick in the Bag? I have to go use translate now. THX! Just kidding, it looks like something about wine, or that chicken dish. I WILL BRB
AH HA HA HAHA HA AHAHAHHAHAHAH

hah hah hah hah hah hah


Santaani Santaani Santaani Mini xmas tree WTF THERE IS A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE TOO?! I'vE BEEN MISSING  A WHOLE SIDE OF EMOJIS! I HATE ALL OF YOU! OMFG (just kidding. I don't hate anyone. for the most part)

No I'm Not! NOt NAUGHTY ENOUGH! OMG

Deer Dick-head Dick-head Dick-head 98 98 98 98 98
FUck yeah this forum lets me post all of the emojis. ALL OF THEM! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM FOR $50 YOU CAN POST MORE!
Well that was fun.
Dicks and Christams Trees
Pokey things
Are we tipsy?
She puts just the tip, in tipsy.
She puts the spa in spam.
(12-08-2022, 03:24 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]FUck yeah this forum lets me post all of the emojis. ALL OF THEM! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM FOR $50 YOU CAN POST MORE!

hah

I know you're not tipsy.
(12-08-2022, 03:43 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]Well that was fun.
Dicks and Christams Trees
Pokey things

What's not to love about dicks and Christmas trees. Dicks & Christmas trees for everyone!
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