What will it say on your tombstone?
Not answering your question but made me think of something on a marker in our local cemetery. The young widow of an elderly man (my cousin) had this engraved on his tombstone:
"I told you I loved you, but I lied." Is that unbelievable?
"She was a pack of black cats in a red paper wrapper".
(06-27-2012, 09:42 AM)crash Wrote: [ -> ] I told them I was sick
I'm being cremated and I want my ashes spread over the mall of america.
(06-27-2012, 10:45 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: [ -> ]I'm being cremated and I want my ashes spread over the mall of america.
that's a good idea. shopping for eternity. except I don't want to be cremated. I guess they could just cut me up and bury parts of me all over the mall.
I want the breasts and thighs.
I found out too late
(06-27-2012, 11:31 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: [ -> ]I want the breasts and thighs.
You can find the breasts and thighs buried in Vicky's.
I want to be cremated, processed and added as a secret ingredient in a popular feminine hygiene product, just so I can have one last taste.
Eh, what the hell, as long as it's a female using it. And the bright side is I wouldn't even have to get her really drunk first.
"Died before he could think of something cool to write here"
(06-27-2012, 12:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]Eh, what the hell, as long as it's a female using it. And the bright side is I wouldn't even have to get her really drunk first.
"I'm just going to get the mail"
This thread just gave me a great idea.
Ask me what your last words will be, I'll start.......
Clang: "That fucker is gonna splash me with that pudd............."
Duchess: " I just LOVE these shoes!"