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Have you ever had sex where you run the risk of being caught. For example, a beach or public park? Smiley_emoticons_smile
Hell Yah, Who hasn't? If you haven't you're a boring motherfucker. hah
Oh yes, several times
Yes, but as many times as I've been on a plane I've never done it in the lavatory, I really don't see the appeal. Not only is it gross, but my mind is usually too preoccupied with thoughts of crashing to my death. Plus my husband can barely fit in there by himself.
Yes. I too have never done it on a plane. Never had the urge to either. Maybe if I was on a private plane.....
A few times out of necessity, but I much prefer "in private".
Beach sex is way overrated. Sand gets in everywhere. Very painful. I once started to have sex under the desert stars but at a key moment I made a joke about scorpions that turned out to be less funny to her. She leaped in the air with her feet already running and making that "scram" noise like scooby doo used to do. I didn't know real people could do that.

These days it's more like trying to sneak sex in without kids wandering in.

One time I had sex under the floor of a packed casino, no joke. It was a closed off dance hall/banquet room down there, not open to the public but I had engineer's master keys. We'd gone down to snoop through old slot machine bases for loose money (there was a lot of it) and wound up on a huge grand carpeted staircase that had been covered over with flooring and just left there. We climbed to the top, just beneath the busy casino floor, and fucked as loudly as we could while they played above us. We wanted them to hear fucking and not be able to figure out where it was coming from hahaha.
(07-25-2012, 08:50 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Have you ever had sex where you run the risk of being caught. For example, a beach or public park? Smiley_emoticons_smile

Yes, in a soccer field at a college (we fell asleep after and woke up when the morning sprinklers came on) In my car quite often even sometimes while driving, and in the coat room during a reception once. Also did the mile high thing once, but that's really overrated and uncomfortable even while being quite hot.
I used to fuck my ex anywhere and everywhere she was a slag, these were the warning signs.
Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.

Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.
(07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.

Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.

I guess a Baskin Robbins Ice cream store's bathroom doesn't count.
(07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.

Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.

I love my life but damn yours sounds awesome.
(07-25-2012, 09:20 PM)pspence Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-25-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Yes. Lots of different places. When my hubby and I first got together, we regularly had sex in other people's bathrooms at parties and stuff. Cracker won't like that idea.

Beaches, back of a moving pick up truck...never on a plane though.

I guess a Baskin Robbins Ice cream store's bathroom doesn't count.

hah
Once at Disneyland.

(Forgot about the People Mover passing overhead.)
:(
If anyone did it on It's A Small World I'm going to be totally disgusted.
(07-25-2012, 11:45 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]If anyone did it on It's A Small World I'm going to be totally disgusted.

I got felt up from behind on the Log Ride during a group trip to Knott's Berry Farm in 10th grade, but that probably doesn't count as disgusting.

I didn't talk to my friend's dad for the rest of the night, though. Perv.
(07-26-2012, 12:04 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-25-2012, 11:45 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]If anyone did it on It's A Small World I'm going to be totally disgusted.

I got felt up from behind on the Log Ride during a group trip to Knott's Berry Farm in 10th grade, but that probably doesn't count as disgusting.

If it was the creepy white bearded ride operator wearing leather chaps, then yes, I'd qualify that as disgusting.
(07-26-2012, 01:04 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-26-2012, 12:04 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-25-2012, 11:45 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]If anyone did it on It's A Small World I'm going to be totally disgusted.

I got felt up from behind on the Log Ride during a group trip to Knott's Berry Farm in 10th grade, but that probably doesn't count as disgusting.

If it was the creepy white bearded ride operator wearing leather chaps, then yes, I'd qualify that as disgusting.

hah No, he was the father of one of the group; a chaperone so to speak. He didn't work at the park.
I'm still a virgin. Saving myself for marriage.
Yeah me too.
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