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Do you have something you really don't like to eat? For me it's McDonalds food. I can't stand it. What do you avoid?
You're just ordering it wrong.
Ask for no salt on your fries, that way they're fried up fresh (add your own salt afterward).
Order your BigMac with no secret sauce. Better tasting and again, must be grilled fresh to your order.

I have other tips too, but somehow, someway I get that prickly sense you're secretly laughing at me right now.
Or you could shit directly on a plate and eat that, thereby saving yourself 5 bucks for the combo meal.
I hate tamale pie. Won't eat it, and that extends out to just about any food disguised with too much sauce. Don't like enchiladas or indian food or anything smothered in anything else. Yuk.
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(09-02-2012, 03:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote: [ -> ]Do you have something you really don't like to eat?


Crabs. People eat crabs by the bushel here. I'll eat the occasional claw but it's very rare because I can't get past what THEY eat. Ugh.
(09-02-2012, 03:35 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]You're just ordering it wrong.
Ask for no salt on your fries, that way they're fried up fresh (add your own salt afterward).
Order your BigMac with no secret sauce. Better tasting and again, must be grilled fresh to your order.

I have other tips too, but somehow, someway I get that prickly sense you're secretly laughing at me right now.

My husband does the same thing because he says they have to make it fresh if you ask for no salt or condiments. I just think it's a pain and the ass because the retards already have a hard enough time getting the order right the regular way and you never know if they're going to get pissed off and spit in it. "Here's some secret sauce for you, motherfucker!".
I don't like liver, fucking disgusting.
(09-02-2012, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't like liver, fucking disgusting.

Agreed.
(09-02-2012, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't like liver, fucking disgusting.

(09-02-2012, 04:01 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Agreed.

You don't know what your missing. Liver is great sauteed in butter with mushrooms and onions.

My least favorite food is green beans and lima beans.
(09-02-2012, 03:35 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]You're just ordering it wrong.
Ask for no salt on your fries, that way they're fried up fresh (add your own salt afterward).
Order your BigMac with no secret sauce. Better tasting and again, must be grilled fresh to your order.

I have other tips too, but somehow, someway I get that prickly sense you're secretly laughing at me right now.

I have this horrible sneaking suspicion that everything is made from the same engineered super paste. You just add varying amounts of water and change the cooking process and Mcnuggets make a fish sandwich. And then, of course, there's the bright rays of sunshine that take your order and serve your 'food'.

(09-02-2012, 03:40 PM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]Or you could shit directly on a plate and eat that, thereby saving yourself 5 bucks for the combo meal.

Or you could just throw five dollars out the window. Which is better for you.

Holy shit I muti-quoted. Now I know why the women love it. The one's who can that is.
I hate cheese.
(09-02-2012, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't like liver, fucking disgusting.

You're just not cooking it right. . .
(09-02-2012, 07:54 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2012, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I don't like liver, fucking disgusting.

You're just not cooking it right. . .

Aren't you supposed to cut it out and eat it fresh?
(09-02-2012, 04:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: [ -> ]I hate cheese.

Really?? You are only the second person I know that hates cheese. How can you hate cheese?? Its cheese!

Do you hate all cheese or just some types of cheese?
Seared, not raw.

You silly goose.
Are you just teasing me with that question?


Ah! Goose liver! Now that you can consume raw (it's called foie gras).
(09-02-2012, 08:14 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Seared, not raw.

You silly goose.
Are you just teasing me with that question?


Ah! Goose liver! Now that you can consume raw (it's called foie gras).

But it's really mean to the goose. Come to think of it maybe we should feed cows like that. We already feed the underprivileged this way.

I feel like I might be on to something here. Has anyone ever tried to eat a fat persons liver?
This thread has officially gone full circle and is now eating its own tail.
I'll bet fat girls have delicious livers.
I don't like beets, other than that I am cool with most foods. This does not include MsDs because thats not food. its some unidintifiable Soylent green kind of thing. I don't salt much either, I think it grew from a long wait for the salt shaker to come around the table, I got tired of waiting on it and quit salting much of anything. Processed foods suck and I am a very good cook, fresh is the way to go.
So, Fuck Beets, fuck McDs and anything in the genra.
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