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Good parody!

She's getting flak for the manner in which she's announcing (via social media). A scripted announcement as opposed to facing the press. Meh, I imagine they'll get their time/shot at her; doesn't bother me.

It's going to be really interesting to see how she distances/separates herself from Obama (and his LACK of popularity). She needs to differentiate herself (besides being a white, woman)...eager to see how she accomplishes that without totally dissing her former boss.
Here's the campaign announcement video and new HillaryForAmerica website.



https://www.hillaryclinton.com/

She does come across as much softer and more approachable than in the past, IMO.

The ad strategists really seem to have paid attention to respecting cultural diversity, promising economic prosperity, and positioning Hillary as a woman of the people.
A leopard never changes its spots. She could cut your throat and pour orange juice at the same time. hah


Good. I'd hate to see this job make her lose her femininity.
But what has she done? A failed sec of state, a failed marriage, shaky business transactions. I'm not sure.
If this campaign is anything like her last one, her election is anything but guaranteed.

There is one thing you can count on from the Clintons: unforced errors. My guess is we haven't even seen them start yet...
She definitely got a little work done on her face. It's pretty subtle so whoever did it did a good job.

The bags under her eyes are not near as prominent (lower bleph), plus some botox and filler... Her neck isn't as turkey as I would expect either. Nip/tuck.
Holy shit, you are right. I just watched her video, and she's rolled the clock bag a few years.

Also, isn't it kind of sad that if you're younger than around 50, you've never voted in an election that hasn't had a Bush or Clinton as the nominee, candidate, running mate, or administration official.

Crazy.
(04-13-2015, 12:06 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]Holy shit, you are right. I just watched her video, and she's rolled the clock bag a few years.

Most definitely. I don't know how long ago she did it but eye bags like that don't just go away and her neck looks pretty damn tight/unlined for a woman her age. Her brows are lifted too.

Like I said though...she had a good Dr.! Smiley_emoticons_slash

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I wonder if there's a big knot of skin at the back of her head.


Excellent surgeon. Women are never supposed to look like they've had anything done. Men too, for that matter.
You mean like this guy:

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(04-13-2015, 09:26 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]But what has she done? A failed sec of state, a failed marriage, shaky business transactions. I'm not sure.

Apparently you've forgotten her swimsuit model days.

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*gasp*
Wow!

Might be changing my vote.
Hillary Courts the LGBTs

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Hillary's gotten her first major public endorsement: LPAC, a pro-LGBT Super PAC, launched Lesbians4Hillary.

The group is co-chaired by tennis great Billie Jean King.

Clinton opposed gay marriage until 2013 - a year after Obama came out in support of it. Hey, better late than never.

Considering the Republican record on LGBT issues, I think it's probably safe to say that Hillary's got the majority of that 2.3% of the population in the bag.
She's just pissed that Monica picked Bill.
(04-14-2015, 01:24 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]Hillary's gotten her first major public endorsement: LPAC, a pro-LGBT Super PAC, launched Lesbians4Hillary.


I got a chuckle out of the bigass headline yesterday - LESBIANS4HILLARY. hah

It's still making me laugh.
WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, assholes, ’cause I’m only saying this once: I’ve worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me,” said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds. “Seriously, don’t you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, I’m not fucking around. Got it?” Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in.


Bill makes me this way! hah


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