I want you.

Would you be interested in a position as a majordomo who cooks?

If you're interested I'll give you a lovely place to live, many perks including a vehicle to drive & some spending money.

PM me.

Sending PM now...

I think I need to refine my ad & include some acceptable guidelines they should go by.

Make them include references. Run a credit check.

Do you want someone who has training? Experience in kitchens? Or any redneck that can run the grill? Because you know all men can make chili so they think they can cook...

This man is going to use your bathroom and touch your food. Think very hard about that then check out some of the services that deliver fresh, gourmet food to your door.

I would hire a gay man. Then you only have to guard your clothing and accessories.

I love how cracker posts pictures of himself in threads like this and then tries to pass it off as someone else.

He is a disgusting fat man.

(09-17-2011, 11:05 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I love how cracker posts pictures of himself in threads like this and then tries to pass it off as someone else.

He is a disgusting fat man.

See my lube gun on the wall?

I wasn't the one trying to tempt Duchess with some already-been-fucked eggs with jelly on them...

She so wants me

(09-22-2011, 04:44 AM)Mohammed Wrote: She so wants me

(09-22-2011, 04:44 AM)Mohammed Wrote: She so wants me

So you are alive then Mo?

I can't decide if I would like to own a man like Duchess is going to...

Are you going to have your man cut grass, Duchess? Because that is my deciding factor. And take out the trash? I hate doing that.

The part about spending money cracked me up for some reason. I know some of you guys are seriously considering this, so don't let me steal your thunder. You know Duchess passes out early, so you would have your run of the place...

(09-22-2011, 02:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: I can't decide if I would like to own a man like Duchess is going to...

Are you going to have your man cut grass, Duchess? Because that is my deciding factor. And take out the trash? I hate doing that.

The part about spending money cracked me up for some reason. I know some of you guys are seriously considering this, so don't let me steal your thunder. You know Duchess passes out early, so you would have your run of the place...

I think I must have started this thread when I was hungry. It's a joke.

If I wasn't such a private person I would LOVE to have someone cook everyday, I can handle everything else, neither one of us are a slob so it's always tidy here, I just hate to fuckin' cook, ugh.

I wouldn't have him cut the grass, there is a maintenance crew here that takes care of the grounds around the stable & all the fields but I prefer to take care of my own space around my house.

I haven't passed out in years but I do crash early because I'm usually up by 4 am. Me & Aussie all alone in Mock. I can hear her now, "Hello? Bueller? Bueller?"

I don't see one reason why you can't have a man if you want one.

I bet there is somewhere to live at your house; apartment above the garage, basement apartment, room for a live-in in the stable area.

I think you should ask for one for Christmas.

(09-22-2011, 03:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think you should ask for one for Christmas.

I'm going to bring that up at dinner this evening. I'm going to try very hard to do it with a straight face....last year I asked for cast iron urns.

My husband cooks good, but he makes such a mess doing it that it's not even worth it. You'd be sweeping up onions, garlic and flour all day.

(09-22-2011, 02:58 PM)Duchess Wrote: Me & Aussie all alone in Mock. I can hear her now, "Hello? Bueller? Bueller?"

it's no joke it's my reality. Men are always trying to get into your purse, if it was your pants it wouldn't be so bad.

(09-22-2011, 05:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Men are always trying to get into your purse

I've never had that happen.

Not these days Duch, but when I was young and stupid.

Is that who made you paranoid?

No, I think working in the middle east made me paranoid, and it's something I brought back with me to the west. comes in handy sometimes, other times not.

(09-22-2011, 05:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(09-22-2011, 05:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Men are always trying to get into your purse

I've never had that happen.

I've never had that happen either. Well besides for the time that my friend's 17 year old stepson had a crush on me, I'm not sure if he just had a thing for old ladies or he liked my car and pharmaceutical quality pot connection.