...to make it look like you had no cake? I said I hated lemon cake..........but I lied.

Why would you do that?

(12-21-2009, 09:45 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Why would you do that?

My hand was guided by God. I swear I hated it once before.

No, I'm not an inconsiderate bastard like you that claims that I hate cake and then secretly picks at with my grubby hands.
































I only do that with the crust on the fried chicken.

(12-21-2009, 09:43 PM)Maggot Wrote: ...to make it look like you had no cake? I said I hated lemon cake..........but I lied.

Ya weirdo. ::lol::

I was a janitor one time in this place, I worked in the evening after everyone went home. One day they had a birthday party and left cake in the fridge, I shaved a little off, it was damn good cake, I shaved a little more. Hell, I ate half the cake doing that. I think they knew because the next day as the womens were leaving one of them told me to help myself to the cake, now 2 days old.
WTF?? Like I want 2 day old cake?? I ate it anyway.

I once put a big crunchy booger in the cake left over from the office party,some one ate it!::lol:: I think it was the janitor.:O

(12-22-2009, 06:29 AM)twisteroo Wrote: I was a janitor one time in this place, I worked in the evening after everyone went home. One day they had a birthday party and left cake in the fridge, I shaved a little off, it was damn good cake, I shaved a little more. Hell, I ate half the cake doing that. I think they knew because the next day as the womens were leaving one of them told me to help myself to the cake, now 2 days old.
WTF?? Like I want 2 day old cake?? I ate it anyway.

::lol::

No but, I've done just the opposite of that, kinda...I accepted a piece of cake that was being pushed on me and I compacted that moist motherfucker and made it look like I had eaten at least half of it.

(12-22-2009, 12:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: I once put a big crunchy booger in the cake left over from the office party,some one ate it!::lol:: I think it was the janitor.:O

Now that just ain't right.

This thread annoys me.

(12-22-2009, 09:59 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: This thread annoys me.

Was it my use of the word "crunchy"?

(12-22-2009, 09:59 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: This thread annoys me.

::lol:: I was just thinking the same thing.

(12-22-2009, 10:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Was it my use of the word "crunchy"?

Gross motherfucker !...Crunchy boogers make me wanna heave...It's your lucky day, I can't find my kicked in the balls smiley.

(12-23-2009, 04:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-22-2009, 10:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Was it my use of the word "crunchy"?

Gross motherfucker !...Crunchy boogers make me wanna heave...It's your lucky day, I can't find my kicked in the balls smiley.

So soft, gooey, and stringy boogers are good?

(12-23-2009, 07:24 PM)twisteroo Wrote: So soft, gooey, and stringy boogers are good?

(12-23-2009, 07:24 PM)twisteroo Wrote:

(12-23-2009, 04:55 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-22-2009, 10:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Was it my use of the word "crunchy"?

Gross motherfucker !...Crunchy boogers make me wanna heave...It's your lucky day, I can't find my kicked in the balls smiley.

So soft, gooey, and stringy boogers are good?

You betcha, pizza nose!