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RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - Cracker - 12-28-2010
They don't want to admit they were checking out packages.
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - Maggot - 12-28-2010
What a childish thread........I thought there were adults here!
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - Maggot - 12-28-2010
Christmas/Packages.........I can see the reasoning and the wanton look of wonder that is in the eyes of females everywhere. But are you really surprized that a stiff breeze does not bring out the best in most men?
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - IMaDick - 12-28-2010
(12-28-2010, 07:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: The funniest thing about this thread is the fact the men of Mock are strangely silent. hahaha
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - Cracker - 12-29-2010
Do you guys secretly compare yourselves? I will readily admit women do that shit all the time. We know within seconds if another lady is as pretty as we are, as skinny, and if they have bigger tits. We can usually tell if we like her or not in under 15 minutes.
So did you compare your weewees to Superman's or MJ's?
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - Lady Cop - 12-29-2010
Cracker:"So did you compare your weewees to Superman's or MJ's?"
or button mushrooms?
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - Cracker - 12-29-2010
The height of a man doesn't determine weewee size. I learned that in life.
I have a HUGE friend (loves her, very funny and smart, but she eats almost the entire appetizer when it comes to the table, so I don't split the check with her ~ separate checks when you are out with a big gurl) that swears skinny men have big weewees. Jack Spratt and all that. I think if you are skinny enough, your weewee has to appear larger. I don't do skinny dudes, so I don't think I'll get the chance to check IRL.
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - username - 12-29-2010
(12-28-2010, 09:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Christmas/Packages.........I can see the reasoning and the wanton look of wonder that is in the eyes of females everywhere. But are you really surprized that a stiff breeze does not bring out the best in most men?
It's like those supermarket packages...they keep getting smaller and smaller....
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - username - 12-29-2010
(12-29-2010, 12:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: Do you guys secretly compare yourselves? I will readily admit women do that shit all the time. We know within seconds if another lady is as pretty as we are, as skinny, and if they have bigger tits. We can usually tell if we like her or not in under 15 minutes.
So did you compare your weewees to Superman's or MJ's?
Some guy is going to pipe in here and say he's too busy comparing the size of the women's tits to notice. J/S. Lyiing liars and the lies they tell.
RE: Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog? - Cracker - 12-29-2010
(12-28-2010, 09:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: What a childish thread........I thought there were adults here!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! You thought wrong.
Tits are for adults and penii are childish? Double Standard Maggot.