(12-11-2010, 08:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't smoke cigarettes.

(12-11-2010, 05:08 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: you know what's funny about post #412 (Pats from Ab-Fab)...i used to look exactly like her in my blonde days, i had a tee-shirt with her on the front and total strangers would approach me and yell "OMG IT'S YOU!!!

back in the day we had a lot of Brits online at a forum, i had a Britcom thread going. i LOVE most of them and the BBC dramas too. give me Blackadder and Vicar of Dibley.

yep, i WAS Pats for a while, but i am a chameleon, i have had blonde, deep red and brunette hair and done undercover many times.
i can be a dirty streetwalking whore or Cher going to the Met and get away with anything~ hah:::devilban:: shoplifters never suspected me, the slovenly walmart shopper, until i busted them and they went into shock.

EDMOND, OK -- Edmond 911 dispatchers field dozens of calls everyday. But this was among the strangest in recent memory.

Dispatcher: What's going on there ma'am?
Caller: I have some kind of animal in the toilet in my bathroom.
Dispatcher: Like, what's it look like?
Caller: Well, it's gray. That's all I can tell you. I didn't look real good because it scared me to death. I'm sorry.
Dispatcher: But it's not like one of your animals, like a cat or something?
Caller: No. My cat is in my office behaving herself.

Edmond Officer Derek Kennedy was the first to respond to Candlewood Drive.

When he arrived, he discovered the aggressive squirrel, still in the toilet.

"As soon as I saw the squirrel, I knew I needed back up immediately," Officer Kennedy said. AGHHHHHH...BACKUP! SEND BACKUP!

Kennedy and his partner spent the next several minutes trying to capture the creature.

Kennedy says, "We wrangled up some snake tongs, a dog kennel. After a 5-minute chase, and him chasing us, we caught him."

The Edmond cops then released him in the park across the street.

It's a mystery how the squirrel got inside the house and in the toilet in the first place.

(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

(12-11-2010, 09:26 PM)username Wrote:

(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

What kind of twisted macro-economic theory is that? So basically you're saying lead a miserable existence in the hopes that prices will come down and then start living your life again? Everyone tighten their belts more and drive the economy further in to the dumpster? That's fucking brilliant, Dick!

Pass.

(12-11-2010, 10:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(12-11-2010, 09:26 PM)username Wrote:

(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

What kind of twisted macro-economic theory is that? So basically you're saying lead a miserable existence in the hopes that prices will come down and then start living your life again? Everyone tighten their belts more and drive the economy further in to the dumpster? That's fucking brilliant, Dick!

Pass.

oil is priced based on demand genius.

decreased demand = lower prices, high demand"holiday season travel" increased demand = higher prices. Stay the fuck home during the holidays and gas prices would not go up, stop flying and airfares would come down.

It's really like 4^th grade economics!

Do you have anything that even resembles a functioning brain?

(12-11-2010, 10:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: Advocating deflation one curse at a time.

(12-11-2010, 06:06 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-10-2010, 08:43 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: i HATE Springsteen!
and that song.

I remember from last Christmas! I posted the video to wish my Mock family a Merry Christmas & everybody dissed my effort. Bitches.

(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

I think I should learn to play Poker

(12-12-2010, 06:26 PM)Carsman Wrote:

(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

Guess you walk to work, therefore no need for gas!

(12-12-2010, 06:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(12-12-2010, 06:26 PM)Carsman Wrote:

(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

Guess you walk to work, therefore no need for gas!

I guess reading comp was not your strong suit?

it's one thing to read it's something else entirely to understand what you read.

(12-12-2010, 07:42 PM)Carsman Wrote: So.... do you walk to work?

(12-12-2010, 07:42 PM)Carsman Wrote:

(12-12-2010, 06:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote:

(12-12-2010, 06:26 PM)Carsman Wrote:

(12-11-2010, 09:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The sheeple in this country just don't get it.

stop fucking traveling stop flying, stop driving stop buying the shit and the price will drop.

Guess you walk to work, therefore no need for gas!

I guess reading comp was not your strong suit?

it's one thing to read it's something else entirely to understand what you read.

So.... do you walk to work?