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RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - username - 12-14-2010
It's FUCKING FREEZING HERE! It might get in to the low 50's tonight!
Yeah, well, cold to me. If it makes you East Coasters feel better, we might have an earthquake and slide off in to the ocean though.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Cracker - 12-14-2010
I am NOT an "East Coaster" (damn yankee). We are just borrowing a low pressure trough. We will send it back up in a day or so and get back to normal.
You have to be careful how to typify the rest of the country. They fight wars over that shit.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - username - 12-15-2010
(12-14-2010, 01:42 AM)Cracker Wrote: I am NOT an "East Coaster" (damn yankee).
Sorry. Located on the south/east part (the balls just above Florida) of the United States?
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Carsman - 12-15-2010
Did ya ever walk into an empty elevator that smelled?
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 12-15-2010
(12-15-2010, 07:41 PM)Carsman Wrote: Did ya ever walk into an empty elevator that smelled?
Oh yeah..........I was in a hospital once and had to go up 8 floors of hell.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-15-2010
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - IMaDick - 12-15-2010
(12-15-2010, 07:41 PM)Carsman Wrote: Did ya ever walk into an empty elevator that smelled?
I was baby sitting some models one night, not only did it stink when they were in the elevator but it stunk long after they left it.
my best guess of what it smelled like would be ass, it had to be that they both had one.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 12-15-2010
(12-15-2010, 08:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
What? It smelled like ass and very, very old strippers. And Ben Gay drunk, yes drunk on Geritol. The floor was slippery for some odd reason and I had ta hold onto the railing with the grip of a python.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-16-2010
I've been so busy that some days I don't even know what friggin' day it is when I first wake up.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Carsman - 12-16-2010
(12-16-2010, 07:28 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I've been so busy that some days I don't even know what friggin' day it is when I first wake up.
If you walked into a smelly elevator, that would surely wake you up!
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 12-16-2010
well this sucks.
KTVZ
GLIDE, Ore. -- A Bend man was killed in southern Oregon when a large tree was toppled by high winds and fell on his parked van as he lay sleeping, authorities said Wednesday.
The Douglas County Sheriff's Office said David A. Sheldon, 57, lived in Bend but worked in Glide, east of Roseburg, and sometimes slept in his van during the work week at various locations.
Deputies said the tree crushed the rear of the van when it fell sometime Monday night or Tuesday morning in a heavily wooded former wayside.
Douglas County dispatchers got a call around 9:30 a.m. Tuesday, reporting a large tree had fallen across a van parked in the area. Emergency responders found Sheldon dead at the scene. He was alone in the 1995 Toyota van, officials said.
Sheldon worked for Romtec, a Roseburg-based company that makes prefabricated portable restrooms used in campgrounds, forests and the like.
Romtec President Tim Bogan said Sheldon had worked for 18 years for the firm. He said Sheldon worked in Roseburg about three days a week and had the option to work from his home at other times.
Bogan said they were devastated by the tragedy, calling Sheldon "one of the irreplaceables in the world."
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-16-2010
I was going to make a wise crack about Santa but there's nothing funny about this.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 12-16-2010
wow.
LA Times archives
Dec. 16, 1957: Bob Hope gives actress Jayne Mansfield a lift as five USO troupes prepare to leave for overseas performances for the military. Johnny Grant, left, Hedda Hopper and Roscoe Ates look on.
The troupes left from Burbank’s Lockheed Air Terminal, later renamed Bob Hope Airport.
Hope, Mansfield and Hopper were part of one troupe headed to Hawaii, Okinawa, Japan and Korea. Grant and Ates were part of another troupe off to Germany, France and Italy.
Five military aircraft were departing carrying about 100 show people overseas during the USO’s annual “Operation Santa Claus.” Four of the troupes – with the celebrities — were headed for holiday tours of various overseas bases. The fifth, playing a 10-week circuit of the Far East command, was composed of salaried entertainers.
This photo, by Los Angeles Times staff photographer Steve Fontanini, accompanied a story published in the next day’s paper.
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RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Maggot - 12-17-2010
It's 13 deg out. Ya know how I can tell? My nostrils clack together when I breath, they do not want the coldness within their cavernous walls.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Duchess - 12-19-2010
My favorite NFL guys are playing one of the biggest games this season & I can't even watch...I'm afraid I'll have a stroke.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - QueenBee - 12-19-2010
I have my warm poofy slippers on, and my feet are still freezing. And it is ONLY December.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Lady Cop - 12-20-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCuoLd0K4lY
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - QueenBee - 12-20-2010
WTF....I was on one of the computers at the public library today. Did not feel like firing up my laptop, so I used one of theirs. Was able to get into Mock..despite the language, but when I tried to open a You Tube touch feely happy and safe video a friend sent, about the Nativity, I got a big red ACCESS TO THIS SITE DENIED
what is up with that?
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - Cracker - 12-20-2010
Separation of church and state. I don't pay for libraries so you can find Jesus.
Hahahahaha. Kidding.
RE: The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread - QueenBee - 12-20-2010
(12-20-2010, 09:15 PM)Cracker Wrote: Separation of church and state. I don't pay for libraries so you can find Jesus.
Hahahahaha. Kidding.
Stopped looking years ago. Just saying...I can Access Mock..but not You Tube. WTF is up with that???[/size]