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- FLST Softtail - 06-14-2008

MF..you RULE lol..not to mention the wonderful health care system they have.Chances are you go to a DR for a cold and come back with a colostomy!
Wheres Mencia when I need him..DEE DEE DEE


- Middle Finger - 06-14-2008

Choad Wrote:MF..you RULE lol..not to mention the wonderful health care system they have.Chances are you go to a DR for a cold and come back with a colostomy!
Wheres Mencia when I need him..DEE DEE DEE
Good point about the health care system! :kiss::



- FLST Softtail - 06-14-2008

heh Smiley_emoticons_wink sad but true

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BUQfvRaF6SI



- The Antagonist - 06-14-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:What a load of crap.

Give me ONEexample of how you have more freedom than me?

You are a typical arrogant belligerent yank.

All mouth no trousers.

Your consumermist capitalist society will never have the gumption to undertake the kind of revolution you are talking about.


The quote below was sent to me by someone with pictures to accompany via email last week. I'm sure this is a bit old and has been circulating around the internet for awhile. Sorry for the crappy formatting. I did my best from copied and pasted off the email.

I was skeptical at first of the truth to the bits in GRAY. So I contacted my friend in the UK who studied law, is a lawyer and knows her stuff. Sadly she verified this is true. You don't want to offend the Muslims now do you?

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I HAVE MORE FREEDOM THAN YOU! Among many others.

MY COUNTRY although laden with mindless sheep at the moment WILL NOT tolerate the loss of our fundamental right to free speech. We are free to say whatever we like no matter who's feelings it hurts. Granted we all must live with our actions but that is a burden for the individual who spews nonsense and hurts feelings for it.

It is also the very same freedom you are enjoying over the internet to spew hate to anyone you chose anonymously and get away with it.

I'll take my guns. I'm from a family of veterans. I live with a war veteran. OUR ARMED SERVICES will not arm ourselves with flowers like you want to keep peace. Do you REALLY think the people who hate us will listen to talk instead of guns? If you think so you're completely delusional.


It's so sad you accept the below. Actually it's more pathetic than sad.
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[size=5]General Eisenhower Warned Us


It is a matter of history that whenSupreme Commanderof the Allied Forces, GeneralDwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.

He did this because he said in words to this effect:


'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened'


This week, theUKremoved TheHolocaustfrom its school curriculum because it
'offended'the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.



It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the,6million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were'murdered, raped, burned, starved, beat, experimented onand humiliated'while the German people looked the other way!

Now, more than ever, withIran, among others, claiming theHolocaustto be 'a myth,' it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.

This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people! Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.

How many years will it be before the attack on theWorldTrade Center,'NEVER HAPPENED' because it offends some Muslim in the U.S.??????

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- Middle Finger - 06-14-2008

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Quote:This week, the UK removed The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offended' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred.
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[color="black"]Please add that to the list of things OP has to undo before he is qualified to criticize American freedom principles.[/color]

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- Sinister - 06-14-2008

Quote:[b][size=4]This week, theUKremoved TheHolocaustfrom its school curriculum because it'offended'the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.
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What? What???!?!?!? Pardon me, but fucking [size=5]WHAT??!?!?!!![/size]

FUCK the fucking Muslims and their delusions and FUCK anyone who said this did not happen. Actually, better yet, KILL anyone who says this didn't happen because they are too fucking stupid to LIVE.






- Middle Finger - 06-14-2008

She doesn't use big, colorful letters with lots of exclamation marks ... so I'm willing to gamble that, for Sinister, this puts a new light on OP worrying about American freedom while he lives in, and defends, England. Or at least, mocks America as if we are inferior.


- Sinister - 06-14-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:She doesn't use big, colorful letters with lots of exclamation marks ... so I'm willing to gamble that, for Sinister, this puts a new light on OP worrying about American freedom while he lives in, and defends, England. Or at least, mocks America as if we are inferior.
I'll take my guns, (yes, plural) and erase from existence any-fucking-body that knocks my country. OP and I hve been over this gun stuff before, but he is deluded into what freedom really means. Because he has been brought up to accept the Brit version of "freedom". That ain't freedom in my country.


- crash - 06-14-2008

Im not sure if many of you guys would have heard about it, but a bit over 10 years ago down here, a headcase by the name of Martin Bryant let loose with an Armourlite assault rifle at a historical tourist location at Port Arthur in Tasmania.

Bryant walked into a smallish cafe that had one entry door, one exit door, that was cowded with 20 - 30 people. Doesnt sound like many I know, but the cafe space was not much bigger than 50 x 20 feet.

To cut a long story short, Bryant opened fire on the crowd with no discrimination killing men, women and children. This lead to one of the biggest gun reforms in Australia, I wont go into the details. At the time I was working for an American company and I was talking to my boss about it. He said to me "You know, where I come from, that guy wouldnt of even made it into the cafe because with the number of civilians around him carrying a registered firearm, someone would have took him out before he got there. Guns dont kill people son: People kill people"

It made me think..


- Sinister - 06-14-2008

crash Wrote:Im not sure if many of you guys would have heard about it, but a bit over 10 years ago down here, a headcase by the name of Martin Bryant let loose with an Armourlite assault rifle at a historical tourist location at Port Arthur in Tasmania.

Bryant walked into a smallish cafe that had one entry door, one exit door, that was cowded with 20 - 30 people. Doesnt sound like many I know, but the cafe space was not much bigger than 50 x 20 feet.

To cut a long story short, Bryant opened fire on the crowd with no discrimination killing men, women and children. This lead to one of the biggest gun reforms in Australia, I wont go into the details. At the time I was working for an American company and I was talking to my boss about it. He said to me "You know, where I come from, that guy wouldnt of even made it into the cafe because with the number of civilians around him carrying a registered firearm, someone would have took him out before he got there. Guns dont kill people son: People kill people"

It made me think..
I've been saying that till I'm blue in the face. People want to blame the gun, but how is an inanimateobject accountable for the actions of a person? I've never heard of a gun, even a loaded one, standing up under its own power and pulling its own trigger.






- Middle Finger - 06-14-2008

Would the morons have campaigned for sword control? The vast majority of murders are one on one, or just one or two people getting killed. Swords were PERFECT for that!


- FLST Softtail - 06-14-2008

::lmao:: lol damn good one
Walk in my house and you can bet I will pop a cap in you ass::bigg::



- crash - 06-14-2008

If you want to whack someone down here, you get in a car and run them over and claim you had a coughing fit, apparently. Worked well for a new arrival here who ran over a bunch of cyclists on a freeway at least


- Middle Finger - 06-14-2008

crash Wrote:If you want to whack someone down here, you get in a car and run them over and claim you had a coughing fit..
That sounded like a coffee fit, famous in rich suburbs, where you claim that you were hissy-fitting in the car, having already pulled out of your Starbucks drive thru realizing that your order went wrong.



- The Antagonist - 06-14-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Quote:[b][size=4]This week, theUKremoved TheHolocaustfrom its school curriculum because it'offended'the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.
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What? What???!?!?!? Pardon me, but fucking [size=5]WHAT??!?!?!!![/size]

FUCK the fucking Muslims and their delusions and FUCK anyone who said this did not happen. Actually, better yet, KILL anyone who says this didn't happen because they are too fucking stupid to LIVE.




Yeah and he thinks WE'RE a bunch of sheep? Puh-leeze!

Listen up pal - those who truly know what freedom feels like will defend it to the death. Those who have never lived in a truly free society will simply mock that which they do not understand.

I feel sorry for the latter.

As for guns vs. swords, knives and pointed sticks (or bananas) - I guess that gun control is good because thank GOD that guy in Japan didn't have a gun! He just used his car and a knife to kill people for the sake of it.

Dammit, another example of inanimate objects have the free will to kill. Where are those flowers when you need them?



- Sinister - 06-14-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:That sounded like a coffee fit, famous in rich suburbs, where you claim that you were hissy-fitting in the car, having already pulled out of your Starbucks drive thru realizing that your order went wrong.
Grounds for justifiable homicide, IMNSFHO. (And pun intended. ::bigg:: )


- The Antagonist - 06-15-2008

Oh and Sinister.... just to add to the simple minded bullshit the Brits take in regard to their freedom of speech, my friend added to that for me.

She said the kids are not allowed to say the word PIG anymore as it too offends Muslims. Cannot recite the old children's poem "The Three Little Pigs" or make any reference to pigs.

MF.... pumpkin ravioli? That is a blasphemy to all Italians everywhere. The pumpkin is an indigenous food to this country and to blaspheme the pumpkin by turning it into a ravioli and vice versa of turning a ravioli into a pumpkin well that is just way too Cinderella for me buddy!

Now go make pennance by getting a nice loaf of bread and a bowl of sauce and have dunk. I'd be happy to send you some sauce that is not contaminated by any weirdo crap-ola if you need.


- Maggot - 06-15-2008

The Antagonist has sharp barbed words ofstainless steeland wit that cuts deep into unhallowed ground. An instrument of his ownorchestrathat is left undiscoveredin a caveto be found later by Archeologist's scratching the lice from their hair.Secretively gaining the balls to blow through the instrument........alas a note not heardsince Mesomedes. and rightly so.As it would sound shitty on a Jetta with massive base. The pipe is dropped for lack of knowledge and forgotten.....such a shame.


- Middle Finger - 06-15-2008

Quote:MF.... pumpkin ravioli? That is a blasphemy to all Italians everywhere. The pumpkin is an indigenous food to this country and to blaspheme the pumpkin by turning it into a ravioli and vice versa of turning a ravioli into a pumpkin well that is just way too Cinderella for me buddy!

But it was friggin delicious ... ::dunno:: :Blush:



- Cynical Ninja - 06-15-2008

The Antagonist Wrote:She said the kids are not allowed to say the word PIG anymore as it too offends Muslims. Cannot recite the old children's poem "The Three Little Pigs" or make any reference to pigs.
What a load of crap.

My daughter was taught the three little pigs in school, but don't let facts get in the way will you?

That story comes from the Daily Mail. The Daily Mail is a right wing broadsheet with its own agenda, newspapers with agendas are poor forms of information if you are looking for the truth.