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RE: patriotic stuff - sally - 07-04-2021
I bought this thing at the fireworks store that said confetti madness. I thought it was like a real firework, like when you light it, it sparkles real fireworks. Nope, it's fucking paper confetti in a tube and when you twist it open 10 million pieces of shredded paper pop out. My whole back yard is covered in it and it's stuck to everything now that it rained. I'm really annoyed.
RE: patriotic stuff - Maggot - 07-04-2021
Thats kinda like those mini champagne bottles that pop when you pull the string but on a larger scale. I pity you kinda but in the end I'm laughing my ass off.
RE: patriotic stuff - sally - 07-04-2021
The kids did it last night and left. You know how hot and muggy it was today in Florida? I almost passed out and had a nervous break down today trying to clean it up, The confetti was even stuck to the piles of dog shit.
RE: patriotic stuff - BigMark - 07-04-2021
bougie dog shit, nice.
RE: patriotic stuff - sally - 07-04-2021
I was so fucking mad. I can't even think of anytime I've been madder. I'm still fucking mad because I didnt get it all and it's still all stuck to the fence and walls and plants despite trying to get it all in the baking hot sun for two hours.
RE: patriotic stuff - BigMark - 07-04-2021
Have a 12 pack and a few cigs then rub one out.
RE: patriotic stuff - sally - 07-04-2021
The next time you're invited to a birthday party by people you don't really like, give the kids those for a gift.
RE: patriotic stuff - username - 07-04-2021
(07-04-2021, 08:53 PM)sally Wrote: The confetti was even stuck to the piles of dog shit.
That’s a keeper image.There were a bunch of wild turkeys on my property for the first time today. Didn’t bother me too much until I saw a few of their massive turds. I let my dog loose after them and learned that yes, wild turkeys can indeed fly when properly motivated.
RE: patriotic stuff - Maggot - 07-05-2021
They sleep in trees.
RE: patriotic stuff - Carsman - 07-05-2021
(07-05-2021, 10:29 AM)Maggot Wrote: They sleep in trees.
No, you're thinking of Iguana's!
RE: patriotic stuff - Maggot - 07-05-2021
Remember, you're not in the sunshine state anymore.
RE: patriotic stuff - Carsman - 07-05-2021
We're talking bout Turkeys, Turkey!
RE: patriotic stuff - username - 07-05-2021
(07-05-2021, 12:17 PM)Carsman Wrote: We're talking bout Turkeys, Turkey!
Trying to tune my radio into station Carsman.
RE: patriotic stuff - Maggot - 07-05-2021
We have tons of Turkeys around here. I've hunted them with a bow and arrow. They are exceptionally smart and very aware of their surroundings. Ben Franklin thought they were better birds than the Bald Eagle who are kinda like a Vulture.
RE: patriotic stuff - Carsman - 07-05-2021
(07-05-2021, 07:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: We have tons of Turkeys around here. I've hunted them with a bow and arrow. They are exceptionally smart and very aware of their surroundings. Ben Franklin thought they were better birds than the Bald Eagle who are kinda like a Vulture.
Yeah a few times we had a flock of 7 or 8 turkeys in our back yard here,
the fucker's really ran fast when startled!