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Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Maggot - 12-04-2013

Doing her best to stem the tide of hatred spreading throughout the mid-east. She may very well be the one person on the planet that can do it. Go-go Paris and good luck honey.

[Image: paris5.jpg]


That girl is everywhere spreading goodwill!

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Cynical Ninja - 12-04-2013

She's appeared on the internet being fucked.

Maybe now she's going to appear on the internet being beheaded.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2013

Good news.

I feel confident US foreign policy is headed in the right direction. 2013 has been a pivotal year.

First, Dennis Rodman stepped in to represent the US in our dealings with North Korea, and now we've got Paris Hilton on the case as our Middle Eastern liaison.

World peace is right around the corner...I can feel it.

P.s. it's truly a lovely photo.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Maggot - 12-04-2013

If you want to keep your camel you can. It has a nice ring to it.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Maggot - 12-04-2013

(12-04-2013, 12:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Good news.

I feel confident US foreign policy is headed in the right direction. 2013 has been a pivotal year.

First, Dennis Rodman stepped in to represent the US in our dealings with North Korea, and now we've got Paris Hilton on the case as our Middle Eastern liaison.

World peace is right around the corner...I can feel it.

P.s. it's truly a lovely photo.

I know the camels hat is in the wrong spot but she's learning.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2013

(12-04-2013, 12:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: I know the camels hat is in the wrong spot but she's learning.

hah

Easy for you to say, you're not the poor camel.

You should see where its carrot snack ended up.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Duchess - 12-04-2013



Paris knows that camel wants to spit on her.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - ramseycat - 12-04-2013

(12-04-2013, 05:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Paris knows that camel wants to spit on her.

*I* want to spit on her.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Duchess - 12-04-2013



I'm not a fan of hers but she is a "brand" and she has marketed herself brilliantly.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - aussiefriend - 12-04-2013

Is this her new BFF?

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Maggot - 12-04-2013

The Paris hate just bounces off me and lands in Florida and beaches whales and stuff in the everglades.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - HairOfTheDog - 12-05-2013

(12-04-2013, 05:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm not a fan of hers but she is a "brand" and she has marketed herself brilliantly.

[Image: article-0-19CE6EB400000578-292_634x630.jpg]

She's marketing her new "Rouge" handbag line and doing DJing gigs as part of her ambassadorship.

Princess, party girl, musician, singer, model, designer, reality tv personality, B-movie actress, ex-convict, porn star and now....diplomat and philosopher.

"Dubai is the new Hawaii"- ambassador Hilton

Versatile or still looking for something that she's good at? Whichever, she looks pretty good doing her thing.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - aussiefriend - 12-05-2013

She obviously hasn't seen Sex in the City 2.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - ramseycat - 12-05-2013

I don't think she is attractive at all.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Cynical Ninja - 12-10-2013

(12-04-2013, 05:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm not a fan of hers but she is a "brand" and she has marketed herself brilliantly.[/i][/size]

I can remember the days when you had to have a talent to be famous, her talent appears to be being fucked on the internet. I'll bet her daddy is a proud man.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Cynical Ninja - 12-10-2013

(12-04-2013, 05:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: The Paris hate just bounces off me and lands in Florida and beaches whales and stuff in the everglades.

Fucking her bareback would be like jumping into a swimming pool full of untested blood samples from an HIV clinic.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Duchess - 12-10-2013

(12-10-2013, 04:25 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I can remember the days when you had to have a talent to be famous


Reality tv has made "stars" out of quite a few undeserving people.

There isn't enough money in the world that could get me to live like that.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Cynical Ninja - 12-10-2013

Being on TV used to be a big deal here when there was just 4 channels but now any fuckwit can get on TV.

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - HairOfTheDog - 04-02-2014

Your girl's a DJ this year, Maggot -- for real...

At Miami's Ultra Music Festival.

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I really like the look.

Didn't realize how much the most sought-after DJs rake in til I read Forbes' 2013 Highest Entertainer Incomes. Major bucks. Here's a top earners ranking: http://www.celebritynetworth.com/list/top-50-richest-djs/

RE: Americas Princess the new mid-east ambassador - Duchess - 04-02-2014



I'm glad to see she didn't cave to pressure & buy some boobs.