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F.U., RUMOR HAS IT... - HairOfTheDog - 03-01-2014 that one of your ladies left you and made you blue. So, you mastered the guitar in record time, roped some of your buddies into forming a country band, and now you're busy staying drunk all the time -- traveling lonesome highways in a beat up old tour bus, writing songs of sorrow, and stealing hearts at many a diner along the way. I'm inclined to believe this lie is true. Anyone got any other tales about what's keeping F.U. too busy to mock these days? RE: F.U., RUMOR HAS IT... - Maggot - 03-01-2014 I kinda want those hamburgers. RE: F.U., RUMOR HAS IT... - Duchess - 03-01-2014 Looks like he's pouring Jack Daniels to go with them. RE: F.U., RUMOR HAS IT... - HairOfTheDog - 03-01-2014 Those cheeseburgers and JD do look good. Heard it through the grapevine that F.U. is making a pretty good living on the road. Maybe it's his talent and charisma. Or, maybe it's because he's got username dancing cage in a tank and 501s at his gigs. If she's on the bus, that probably partly accounts for the whiskey lunch. Effin' women...