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Blonde Joke - Carsman - 09-30-2018 This beautiful blonde gets on a plane sitting in coach, going to Sydney Australia After an hour she gets up and goes and sits down in the first class section The flight attendant sees her do that, and goes asks to see her ticket It's a coach ticket, so the attendant tells her she has to go back to coach section The woman says, I'm blonde and beautiful and going to Sydney, and I'm staying here The attendant then goes and tells the co-pilot the blonde is in a first class seat with a coach ticket and won't leave So the co-pilot goes and talks to the woman, and she says, I'm blonde and beautiful going to Sydney and I'm not leaving Then the co-pilot goes and tells the pilot to have the police waiting in Sydney cause there is a blonde in a first class seat with only a coach tiicket and she said I'm blonde and beautiful and going to Sydney, and she won't go back to coach So the pilot said the woman is a blonde, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde, I'll go talk to her The pilot goes and whispers in the blonde's ear, and she says I'm sorry, gets up and goes back to coach The Attendant and co-pilot seeing that are stunned and asked the pilot what did he say to the blonde, he said > > > > > > > > > > > > I told her first class is not going to Sydney! RE: Blonde Joke - Not Gay - 10-01-2018 A group of friars set up a flower stand in front of the playboy mansion. They had had there flower stand in many places and had always resisted peoples objections. When Hugh Hefner found out about this (Old joke) he went out and bullied them into moving. Leaving us with only one conclusion...................... Only Hugh can prevent florist friars. RE: Blonde Joke - Clang McFly - 10-01-2018 (10-01-2018, 11:32 AM)Not Gay Wrote: A group of friars set up a flower stand in front of the playboy mansion. They had had there flower stand in many places and had always resisted peoples objections. RE: Blonde Joke - Carsman - 10-02-2018 So did you hear what the blonde is doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? She is trying to hold on to a thought. RE: Blonde Joke - Duchess - 10-02-2018 RE: Blonde Joke - Not Gay - 10-02-2018 Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died. It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders. RE: Blonde Joke - Carsman - 10-02-2018 (10-02-2018, 05:20 PM)Not Gay Wrote: Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died. I never saw a blonde parrot! RE: Blonde Joke - BigMark - 10-02-2018 The only way to tell if the parrots carpet matches the drapes is to show it an Orange Juice container, if it thinks real hard it's the real deal. RE: Blonde Joke - Not Gay - 10-03-2018 (10-02-2018, 11:49 PM)BigMark Wrote: The only way to tell if the parrots carpet matches the drapes is to show it an Orange Juice container, if it thinks real hard it's the real deal. Cas it says concentrate? RE: Blonde Joke - Carsman - 04-29-2019 Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them. The brunette says, "What is going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs! One of the blondes says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!" RE: Blonde Joke - Maggot - 04-30-2019 you dope........lol RE: Blonde Joke - BigMark - 04-30-2019 What's the difference between a blonde guy and a blonde girl? The blonde girl's sperm count is higher. RE: Blonde Joke - Carsman - 05-12-2019 Q: Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? A: She was trying to send a voicemail! RE: Blonde Joke - Duchess - 05-13-2019 RE: Blonde Joke - pyropappy - 06-01-2019 duchess dropped her favorite little black dress off at the cleaners. on her way out the door the counter lady said, come again. duchess replied, no it's tooth paste this time you nosy bitch. RE: Blonde Joke - sally - 06-01-2019 Duchess was in a van with a bunch of hippies listening to the Grateful Dead and snapping her fingers. The hippies asked her if she was feeling the groove and she said " no, I'm just trying to flick this booger off my finger. RE: Blonde Joke - BigMark - 06-02-2019 Then Clang chewed it like DoubleMint. RE: Blonde Joke - Duchess - 06-02-2019 Fuckin' kids. GET OFF MY GRASS! RE: Blonde Joke - Carsman - 06-03-2019 Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. |