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RE: what's for dinner? - Blindgreed1 - 08-11-2014
(08-11-2014, 05:32 PM)sally Wrote: I just ate 560 calories worth of camembert cheese with a pear.I wonder how many calories one can burn off by masturbating?
RE: what's for dinner? - crash - 08-11-2014
At least a couple of blocks of camembert and a pear. If you're doing it right..
RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 08-11-2014
Fap Fap Fap...my god, I could eat ice cream everyday then.
RE: what's for dinner? - Cutz - 08-11-2014
I ate a bowl of Golden Graham's and a pop tart.
RE: what's for dinner? - Blindgreed1 - 08-11-2014
It's not even in the testing phase yet, but I think I have an idea for the latest fad diet. I'd explain more, but then you wouldn't buy my book: "How I lost 20 lbs, ate whatever I wanted and had multiple orgasms every day" Should be a number 1 seller inside of a week if all goes well.
RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 08-11-2014
Off to go masturbate...
RE: what's for dinner? - crash - 08-11-2014
Not even waiting for the book?
RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 08-11-2014
That would be the shortest book ever. Stuff your face, masturbate. The end.
RE: what's for dinner? - crash - 08-11-2014
Sally's bible;
God was bored. He created some playthings and a place for them to live. Chaos ensued. He created 10 rules that that you should all follow. He got bored with them and hasn't played with them for 2000 years. The End.
RE: what's for dinner? - Cutz - 08-11-2014
Sally's history of the world:
Round rock formed, got wet, grew plants, animals got bigger, humans took over, fought, discovered a new land, fought there, had a bigger fight twice, developed technology, made porn, everyone orgasmed. Game over.
RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 08-12-2014
I ordered a pizza. I was so hungry I just knew I could eat the whole thing. I ate a grand total of two slices.
RE: what's for dinner? - crash - 08-12-2014
I hope you rubbed one out straight after..
RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 08-12-2014
Well yeah. I didn't want those slices going straight to my ass.
RE: what's for dinner? - crash - 08-12-2014
I hope you washed your hands before. And after..
RE: what's for dinner? - ramseycat - 08-12-2014
I could go for some pizza.
RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 08-12-2014
Are you prepared to masturbate after eating it?
RE: what's for dinner? - ramseycat - 08-12-2014
Maybe not right away...
RE: what's for dinner? - crash - 08-12-2014
That explains the bingo wings..
RE: what's for dinner? - Midwest Spy - 08-12-2014
Just got some sweet corn this past Sunday.
It's perfect.
RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 08-12-2014
Ramsey needs to trade in her vibrator for the shake weight. She can eat all she wants and masturbate her way to firmer arms in just 6 minutes a day.
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